you can't make this stuff up
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Where does Mike Tyson live?A little dirt never hurt3
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"Large Man-Eaters". They prefer the term BBW. >.>Bob_Luken said:Tiger in the backyard!
Tiger shot dead in metro Atlanta neighborhood.
http://www.ajc.com/news/traffic/search-for-owner-tiger-shot-dead-metro-atlanta-neighborhood/k9fiC7yQdqK5mOjEXqjxQL/
Guns don't kill people, tigers though, if given the chance, will escape from their owners and rip you to shreds and eat you alive. BLM (Ban Large Man-eaters!)
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Trying to eat dinner, read this and about choked laughing.Crisius said:
"Large Man-Eaters". They prefer the term BBW. >.>Bob_Luken said:Tiger in the backyard!
Tiger shot dead in metro Atlanta neighborhood.
http://www.ajc.com/news/traffic/search-for-owner-tiger-shot-dead-metro-atlanta-neighborhood/k9fiC7yQdqK5mOjEXqjxQL/
Guns don't kill people, tigers though, if given the chance, will escape from their owners and rip you to shreds and eat you alive. BLM (Ban Large Man-eaters!)1 -
BLM - BENGAL LIVES MATTER!“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns0
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No need for name calling with this one. Pretty much says it all.
If you don't like women drivers, then stay off the sidewalk.0 -
Put me in your will for all your cigars and cigar related items first. xDdeadman said:
Trying to eat dinner, read this and about choked laughing.Crisius said:
"Large Man-Eaters". They prefer the term BBW. >.>Bob_Luken said:Tiger in the backyard!
Tiger shot dead in metro Atlanta neighborhood.
http://www.ajc.com/news/traffic/search-for-owner-tiger-shot-dead-metro-atlanta-neighborhood/k9fiC7yQdqK5mOjEXqjxQL/
Guns don't kill people, tigers though, if given the chance, will escape from their owners and rip you to shreds and eat you alive. BLM (Ban Large Man-eaters!)
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http://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/2017/09/07/equifax-says-143-million-consumers-potentially-hacked.html
"The company said criminals had accessed details including names, social security numbers, and, in some cases, driver's license numbers.In addition, credit card numbers of around 209,000 U.S. consumers and certain dispute documents with personal identifying information of around 182,000 U.S. consumers were accessed, the company said."-2 -
Holy cow you can't make that up! You knew it was coming but you can't make it up!
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Yeah. This is particularly bad. From the Wall street Journal:
"Equifax said hackers gained access to systems containing customers’ names, Social Security numbers, birth dates and addresses. The company also offers credit-monitoring and identity-theft protection products to guard consumers’ personal information.“This is the nightmare scenario—all four pieces of information in one place,” said John Ulzheimer, a credit specialist and former manager at Equifax."
and:
"With the Equifax attack, banks now will have to reissue cards for the approximately 209,000 credit cards stolen in the breach, but for consumers the theft uniquely identifying information such as Social Security numbers and birth dates could have a permanent effect."
https://www.wsj.com/articles/equifax-reports-data-breach-possibly-impacting-143-million-u-s-consumers-15048197650 -
How do you get a self absorbed self serving wannabe republican congress off it's dead backside?
I wonder if Trump plays chess, because he just played his party by getting two democratic camera freaks in the same room with a camera.
And no one seems to understand the brilliance of the move or even saw it coming.
How many times will the idiot ryan get in the way now?
1-2-3 GO......0 -
Hurricanes Irma, Harvey are nature's 'wrath' for Trump victory, Jennifer Lawrence claims
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Only God has wrath, Jenn. Nature is impersonal and without volition.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Pelosi, Feinstein admit it's time to stop attacking Trump. What's next... pigs flying?
And will the msm follow....?And what pray tell what will maxine waters do...?0 -
I think it's brilliant. Pulled a flea flicker on effin congress. Worthless gasbags can't get anything done. Not even flood relief.
No one else could have done this but him. Why? He isn't a part of the mafia. He's not beholding to either party for his livelihood.
Here's the part that baffles me: Negotiating flood relief? WTF? This is the bill you pass first and read later... not some 25000 page bungled obamacare horse pebbles. It's for a flood, duh. Buy those old fools a TV, for chrissake, so they can see what's going on in the world. Stick your goddam pork and debt ceiling in some other package ... pass this one in five minutes. No fooling around.
Got another relief bill gonna come up next week. Let's roll.
git er donePost edited by webmost on“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Lets get some positive stuff in here.
http://people.com/pets/southwest-airlines-cabin-orphan-dogs-cats-harvey-struck-texas/
Southwest Airlines flew a plane full of orphaned animals from Harvey to San Diego to find homes."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...3 -
Got some cute pups there.Wylaff said:Lets get some positive stuff in here.
http://people.com/pets/southwest-airlines-cabin-orphan-dogs-cats-harvey-struck-texas/
Southwest Airlines flew a plane full of orphaned animals from Harvey to San Diego to find homes.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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FLORIDA SHERIFF URGES PEOPLE NOT TO SHOOT AT HURRICANE IRMA
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.6 -
The Holy OLB (Only Law of Breakfast) reads succinctly thus:
A pig must die.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Who the heck eats piglets?0patience said:
If my dog grew into this and had bacon in it I would eat them too."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...2 -
Florida looting crackdown is 'white supremacy,' claims author Sarah Jaffe
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Monster 'fatberg' clogs London sewer...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/130-tonne-monster-fatberg-clogs-london-sewer-151433189.html
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1 -
What isn't?jd50ae said:Florida looting crackdown is 'white supremacy,' claims author Sarah Jaffe
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Clinton State Department silenced them on Benghazi security lapses, contractors say
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/13/clinton-state-department-silenced-them-on-benghazi-security-lapses-contractors-say.html
Say it ain't so...."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...1 -
Wylaff said:
Clinton State Department silenced them on Benghazi security lapses, contractors say
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/13/clinton-state-department-silenced-them-on-benghazi-security-lapses-contractors-say.html
Say it ain't so....
Are they saying this about the most arrogant, conniving, power hungry, money hungry, lying and corrupt individual in the modern history of politics......????
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Georgia teacher removed from classroom after comparing Trump slogan to swastika
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San Diego begins 'sanitary street washing' of downtown after pooping homeless people cause deadly hepatitis outbreak
A picture of calalafornia 25? years in the future just popped into my head.
It was a picture of a completely filthy city awash in anarchy and destruction.
A city somewhat like "Soylent Green", they just weren't eating each other yet.......
oops, wait a minute......0
