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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,317 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,530 ✭✭✭✭✭

    They don't tell jokes like that anymore.

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    They don't tell jokes like that anymore.

    Maybe not... but the jokes they do tell at least they rhyme with duck.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,004 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,530 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Meanwhile, in Texas...

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,530 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I vote for "My Little Humidor."

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,530 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why is it called a Caesar Salad?

    Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,908 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    Thanks @Rhamlin

    Another good one when she asks how it is just say
    Well it’ll make a 💩.
    Guaranteed to get a response 😂

  • Shaner9erShaner9er Posts: 99 ✭✭✭

    Why do chickens not have ears?

    Because they come from Tyson farm.

  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We do need a "Groan" button.

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,004 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Shaner9er said:
    Why do chickens not have ears?

    Because they come from Tyson farm.



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