@Wylaff said:
We will need to increase the rate at which we review these cases so we can keep abreast of the issue.
Well said, safety first.
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Why do the cats run across 20 feet of linoleum to barf on the rug?
Follow up question:
Why do I let the cats into the house?
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I bought the red and the blue Powerade Zero drinks and can't tell the difference between them. The rest of the family likes blue so I drank the red. I can tell the difference between these and the white cherry Powerade Zero bottles, but they're hens teeth.
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Case in point, takes me 7 days to lose 2 pounds, 1 plate of pasta to gain 3.
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@Vision said:
I walked by my thermostat..... it read 69 I said out loud “not now”
The proper response dictated by the internet is "Nice."
A couple years ago a college football announcer stated that a player had 69 yards rushing and the analyst added a very subtle 'nice' on the air. He was the hero of the day on Twitter.
But..but...but...these are our leaders! They're sooooo much smarter than we unwashed masses of the proletariat. If we all just believe everything they say and have faith they have our absolute best interests in mind, we'd be infinitely better off.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
Right on par with Hank Johnson being concerned that the island of Guam might get overpopulated and turn flip over.
Yesterday she was all over the news because a old video of her questioning David Hogg surfaced. She is either being targeted to take attention away from something the Dems are up to as she claims, or she truly is a whackadoodle
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I had one of my many nephews over here helping me move some furniture and do some other heavy lifting the other day. While he's been receptive to cigars, actually seems to be learning to enjoy them, he remains a cigarette smoker. While we were waiting to hear back from the person who I was donating my furniture to I said "smoke break", and lit up a cigar.
Sitting at my kitchen table he caught me up on the doings of his family. As we were sitting there, he went through 3 Pall Mall menthols, I went through about 1/4 inch of an Oliva 2nd. Sitting there, looking at the 3 crushed stubs of nasty cigarettes in my ashtray, I realized that I was feeling like he was polluting my smoking environment.
So, bringing the story back to the point of this thread, the stupid shoite that popped into my head was that I seem consider my pipes and cigars to be in some sort of ritual spiritual relaxation category, and his nasty little cigarettes to be profane.
Am I wrong? To feel this way? Am I alone in this feeling?
Just wondered what y'all thought.
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Well said, safety first.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Our thrust is to **** holes in the stiff front erected by the **** dealers.
Seriously?? p r i c k & s m u t are banned???
This is an adult forum. We can’t be using that kind of language.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Why do the cats run across 20 feet of linoleum to barf on the rug?
Follow up question:
Why do I let the cats into the house?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
They're just being considerate.
Cats just seem to prefer barfing on carpet. They're spiteful little bastages.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
For a second I thought I did too.
Why does yellow or Brown snow taste different than white snow?
I walked by my thermostat..... it read 69 I said out loud “not now”
It is that white snow privilege that gives it that taste. Some say it is better. I don't know. I think it is just different.
The politically correct answer is "I don't taste color."
I bought the red and the blue Powerade Zero drinks and can't tell the difference between them. The rest of the family likes blue so I drank the red. I can tell the difference between these and the white cherry Powerade Zero bottles, but they're hens teeth.
Words fail
The proper response dictated by the internet is "Nice."
Sometimes 7 = 2, and 1 = 3.
Case in point, takes me 7 days to lose 2 pounds, 1 plate of pasta to gain 3.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
A couple years ago a college football announcer stated that a player had 69 yards rushing and the analyst added a very subtle 'nice' on the air. He was the hero of the day on Twitter.
Does a cannibal get hungry a hr. After eating a oriental man?
Paris Las Vegas Eiffel Tower observation deck.
None of the Stupid **** that pops into my head can beat this:
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/01/marjorie-taylor-greene-kevin-mcarthy-jewish-space-lasers.html
Wow
But..but...but...these are our leaders! They're sooooo much smarter than we unwashed masses of the proletariat. If we all just believe everything they say and have faith they have our absolute best interests in mind, we'd be infinitely better off.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right on par with Hank Johnson being concerned that the island of Guam might get overpopulated and turn flip over.
Yesterday she was all over the news because a old video of her questioning David Hogg surfaced. She is either being targeted to take attention away from something the Dems are up to as she claims, or she truly is a whackadoodle
lol, or both ^
After years at the gym I’ve never heard a female fart in the gym .....
Women don't fart.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
Unless they're getting a massage.
.....but I have heard them flutter. 😵
No, they exhale softly through the nether region of their bodies... with added lavender essence.... 🙄🙄
Sit ups
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I had one of my many nephews over here helping me move some furniture and do some other heavy lifting the other day. While he's been receptive to cigars, actually seems to be learning to enjoy them, he remains a cigarette smoker. While we were waiting to hear back from the person who I was donating my furniture to I said "smoke break", and lit up a cigar.
Sitting at my kitchen table he caught me up on the doings of his family. As we were sitting there, he went through 3 Pall Mall menthols, I went through about 1/4 inch of an Oliva 2nd. Sitting there, looking at the 3 crushed stubs of nasty cigarettes in my ashtray, I realized that I was feeling like he was polluting my smoking environment.
So, bringing the story back to the point of this thread, the stupid shoite that popped into my head was that I seem consider my pipes and cigars to be in some sort of ritual spiritual relaxation category, and his nasty little cigarettes to be profane.
Am I wrong? To feel this way? Am I alone in this feeling?
Just wondered what y'all thought.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain