Stupid **** that pops into my head
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I want to know why getting a back scratch feels sooooo good... and why getting my back scratched feels better than skin getting scratched anywhere else.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
I wonder who it was that made the decision that tasting notes go in thirds. Not halves. Not quarters. Thirds? Why in the hell thirds?
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Must've been a hockey fan.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Halves is not enough and quarters is too many.
I think reviewing by any increments is arbitrary because a cigar can shift flavors whenever it wants and can do so dozens of times (theoretically). But they have to have some way of simplifying the transitions to make a review practical, and thirds is probably the best way to do it.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis2 -
Especially wonder why they review in thirds when they rarely smoke the last third at all!
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.8 -
@VegasFrank said:
Especially wonder why they review in thirds when they rarely smoke the last third at all!Great point.
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I wish I could say the word y'all. Y'all is a great word, it addresses a group without having to say "you guys". I don't like saying you guys to a group of men and women because it feels rude to the women in the group. Saying "you people" is obviously a non starter. I can't just start saying y'all though, because I have a northern accent, so I'd sound like an idiot. I'm jealous of southerners.
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Just 'you all' with a northern accent?
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@silvermouse said:
Just 'you all' with a northern accent?It doesn't sound right in the middle of a sentence to me. Hey y'all, let's go outside. Hey you all, let's go outside.
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I just found out the plural of y'all... all y'all.
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@CalvinAndHobo
It’s all in your head. Just do it. Nobody will notice unless you flinch. If they actually say anything, tell ‘‘em the truth,.. you got street cred in Tennessee. I’ll back you up.Post edited by Bob_Luken on5 -
@CalvinAndHobo said:
I wish I could say the word y'all. Y'all is a great word, it addresses a group without having to say "you guys". I don't like saying you guys to a group of men and women because it feels rude to the women in the group. Saying "you people" is obviously a non starter. I can't just start saying y'all though, because I have a northern accent, so I'd sound like an idiot. I'm jealous of southerners.I have lived in Minnesota most of my life and I still say ya'll. My mom is from Mississippi and I have a lot of family in the South, so I grew up hearing it said. I agree with Mr. Bob, say it if you want to, it might sound odd to your ears at first but that will change.
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
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I hear yall and yuns all the time but here they are 1 syllable
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Why do people pay extra money to get on the plane first?
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How does one determine if a post belongs in the Useless Information thread, or the Post Your Mundane Life thread, or this one? A true dilemna.
Also, why is there an N in dilemna?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1 -
@peter4jc said:
How does one determine if a post belongs in the Useless Information thread, or the Post Your Mundane Life thread, or this one? A true dilemna.Also, why is there an N in dilemna?
Because you're old. They took the "n" out of dilemma awhile back. Confused me for a time. Gotta keep up, old man. Lots of changes. You're is now your, or u'r, etc., after all, u cant axe 2 much from kidz deze daze. Heck, you probably still wear Levi's without holes in them! Gee whiz, pops, 23 skidoo
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Has anybody else heard that true north (magnetic north) has changed by like 12 degrees? This supposedly happens every 10,000 years or so. Causes seasons to shift or something. Could this be the true cause of the "climate change" that the democrats keep blaming on the western world and our evil fossil fuels?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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@peter4jc said:
Good night @VegasFrankYou owe me time!
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.3 -
Bigfoot wins the internet for the best thread-jack; turned his contest thread into the Word Game thread. We bow to you, O Great Big Foot.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis5 -
I hope @silvermouse has prepped for the incoming immigrants
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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Sure am. There are help wanted signs up everywhere. USA has a labor shortage and low unemployment.
https://www.uschamber.com/workforce/understanding-americas-labor-shortage
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If you crossbreed a Shih-Tzu with a Poodle, would it be a "Shitz-a-poo"?
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Clean as a whistle.
Well, whistles are nasty. You stick them in your mouth and blow spit into them. Unless it was common to thoroughly clean whistles,....... because of all the spit.3 -
@Amos_Umwhat said:
If you crossbreed a Shih-Tzu with a Poodle, would it be a "Shitz-a-poo"?3 -
^^Funny^^ I've never seen the movie, might have to watch it.
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@Bob_Luken said:
Clean as a whistle.
Well, whistles are nasty. You stick them in your mouth and blow spit into them. Unless it was common to thoroughly clean whistles,....... because of all the spit.So, you don't want to borrow my harmonica either?
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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