Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor.
It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax, and correct itself.
@silvermouse said:
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor.
It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax, and correct itself.
I'd like to be the person who throws cats of 20 story buildings
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Some interesting trends this year. The main one: People are not making money this year by investing in other forms of money, they're making money by investing in actual things that people can use, which is a hallmark of a recession.
@Bob_Luken said:
ISO useless info,........
Why are football players now celebrating with a "smell my finger" gesture?
It’s hard to say, but when it got to the point that they started celebrating a first down I gave up on trying to figure it out.
As they display increased emphasis on celebratory behaviors for their camera time, it is pure amusement for me to watch those same players reveal how emotionally fragile they are when they are losing and forget the cameras are still watching them.
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It was 1950, during the Cold War. CIA agent Frank Wisner tried to convince the government to send, among with the baskets of humanitarian aid, packets extra-large condoms labeled as “small” or “medium”. The idea was to convince the communists that American men had huge dongs.
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Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor.
It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax, and correct itself.
I'd like to be the person who throws cats of 20 story buildings
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Don't you mean the 7th floor?
Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down
There are only 362 shopping days left until Christmas.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Oh good! I have 360+ days before I need to think about it again! @ShawnOL
That would be our own @Rhamlin.
It's an underrated skill.
We just don't need this word
cromulent
adjective
Fine, acceptable or normal; excellent, realistic, legitimate or authentic.
This thread always seems live up to its name.
Some interesting trends this year. The main one: People are not making money this year by investing in other forms of money, they're making money by investing in actual things that people can use, which is a hallmark of a recession.
Also, somewhere in Florida or Georgia, there is at least one person who cut down their orange trees to sell the lumber.
ISO useless info,........
Why are football players now celebrating with a "smell my finger" gesture?
It’s hard to say, but when it got to the point that they started celebrating a first down I gave up on trying to figure it out.
As they display increased emphasis on celebratory behaviors for their camera time, it is pure amusement for me to watch those same players reveal how emotionally fragile they are when they are losing and forget the cameras are still watching them.
That’s funny 😄
Great movie
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
I didn't notice exactly when Edward changed his avatar, but now that I see it, I am very much enjoying it.
It was 1950, during the Cold War. CIA agent Frank Wisner tried to convince the government to send, among with the baskets of humanitarian aid, packets extra-large condoms labeled as “small” or “medium”. The idea was to convince the communists that American men had huge dongs.
Horripilation, aka goosebumps.
Next time I play Scrabble, I'm breaking that one out. Thanks, Edward!
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Why yes, yes I do 😂
a squirrel nest is also known as a drey
Well, that's what the squirrels call them
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
In the hood...