I hate that my old computer crashed and my Excel document that had my cigar inventory is gone, and now I'm trying to make a new one on my new computer and I don't remember when I purchased most of my sticks, and I don't know about you guys but keeping track of how long I've had a particular stick was the main reason for that spreadsheet.
masking tape and a pen. put it on the cellophane. no cello? put it on the band.
I really hate being so damn jealous when DiamondDog posts a picture in the "What did you get today?" thread... 5! MoW Armadas?! and then there are all those ISOMs... Good grief brother! :-)
I really hate being so damn jealous when DiamondDog posts a picture in the "What did you get today?" thread... 5! MoW Armadas?! and then there are all those ISOMs... Good grief brother! :-)
The laundry list of things around the house that my wife tells me needs to be done by this weekend for my daughters birthday party. These arent even on my "honey do" list these are all completely new things that havent even been brought up until now. Looks like my week just got a whole lot busier.
I have come to loathe the phrase "do as I say, not as I do". I'm not sure why it annoys me, but perhaps the connotation of someone imposing a standard on others that they refuse to hold themselves to has something to do with it.
I really hate being so damn jealous when DiamondDog posts a picture in the "What did you get today?" thread... 5! MoW Armadas?! and then there are all those ISOMs... Good grief brother! :-)
When I stop to let ONE car get in front of me at a busy intersection, and all of a sudden everyone thinks that I'm the freaking Traffic Santa and like 10 cars haul a$$ to get in front of me.
People that insist on using lag switches in order to help them win on a multi-player game. Seriously. People pay money so that they can cheat on a free multi-player game.
So for my diabetes I take 3 medications, two of which have the same unfortunate side-effect: gas... So about a month or so ago I'm at the hospital to visit a friend. I get in the elevator to go to the 5th floor, no one else around. I let one rip as I step in, the door closes. It quickly fills the elevator, and it was horrible. The elevator then stops at every floor and people get in, then even quicker get out. By the 5th floor I'm full of both shame and pride, not sure which was greater...
So for my diabetes I take 3 medications, two of which have the same unfortunate side-effect: gas... So about a month or so ago I'm at the hospital to visit a friend. I get in the elevator to go to the 5th floor, no one else around. I let one rip as I step in, the door closes. It quickly fills the elevator, and it was horrible. The elevator then stops at every floor and people get in, then even quicker get out. By the 5th floor I'm full of both shame and pride, not sure which was greater...
So when I say elevator farts, I mean mine...
LOL, thats awesome, and go with the pride. But, yeah we've all been there a few times. If your in public, you gotta let those bad boys go when your on the move so people can't tell its you. Nothing like a little crop dusting to ease the tension.
I hate the fact that the guy in the cubicle next to me busts a$$ a few times a day, every day. Cant' smell them, but their F'ing LOUD. I just want to tell him to not push so hard . . . . but we're all grown ups. . . . I shouldn't have to. . . . .
So for my diabetes I take 3 medications, two of which have the same unfortunate side-effect: gas... So about a month or so ago I'm at the hospital to visit a friend. I get in the elevator to go to the 5th floor, no one else around. I let one rip as I step in, the door closes. It quickly fills the elevator, and it was horrible. The elevator then stops at every floor and people get in, then even quicker get out. By the 5th floor I'm full of both shame and pride, not sure which was greater...
So when I say elevator farts, I mean mine...
Well after wings and beer night someone decided it was a great idea to go rent movies. While I'm there the entire store is empty. I'm shopping around and all the sudden beer & wings hit my gut....oh no I gotta fart. Soooo I let it go, loud as all get out. And believe me they did too. I was into the movie selections so much that I didn't realize that the place ended up being packed with people. Opps! Needless to say I didn't have to wait in line to check out.
I hate when my wife **** about me spending sixty bucks on a hundred and thirty dollars worth of cigars, then goes to the store and buys ten pounds of hamburger for the sole purpose of feeding it to the dogs.
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Wells Fargo! Mrs.Slob had to deal with 5 different customer service reps, and all 5 were extremely rude. The second one even hung up on her!! We will never do ANY business with them again!!
Kids. Toddlers, tweens, teens - if they're below 18, they're annoying as hell.
I try to play a game of Left 4 Dead 2 online - but I get jumped by a Hunter. Not only does my team leave me, but over the mic I hear "you suck, someone kick him". After that, 3 votes to kick me come in and I'm booted from the server. Really? I haven't even been on the server for 5 minutes and I get kicked because the little **** think they're "pro's" who can't be bothered. It's even more annoying, because at least one of the little bastards sounded like he was 11.
I hate that my wife shops at costco. Buying 12 boxes of Kleenex when you still have 9 in the closet....WTF!! And I don't give a *** if it was on sale, where the he'll am I supposed to put 100 EFFIN ROLLS OF EFFIN T P!!!!!!!
I hate that my wife shops at costco. Buying 12 boxes of Kleenex when you still have 9 in the closet....WTF!! And I don't give a *** if it was on sale, where the he'll am I supposed to put 100 EFFIN ROLLS OF EFFIN T P!!!!!!!
Yeah, my beloved just got a membership too...Her addiction is Clorox wipes. Got 36 tubes of those fvckers today
Ashton Kutcher - one of the biggest douches. He was funny in "That 70's Show" - and that's it (he was even a douche in that too, actually). Every time I see him in a movie or on one of those camera commercials, I have an overwhelming urge to smash that stupid dumb-guy smile in with a baseball bat to the front teeth.
Ashton Kutcher - one of the biggest douches. He was funny in "That 70's Show" - and that's it (he was even a douche in that too, actually). Every time I see him in a movie or on one of those camera commercials, I have an overwhelming urge to smash that stupid dumb-guy smile in with a baseball bat to the front teeth.
people that use the restroom and then wash their hands and THEN flush the commode. Do you know how germy that handle is ??? Just a pet peeve right behind people who dont wash their hands at all ... I'm just sayin ...
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So for my diabetes I take 3 medications, two of which have the same unfortunate side-effect: gas... So about a month or so ago I'm at the hospital to visit a friend. I get in the elevator to go to the 5th floor, no one else around. I let one rip as I step in, the door closes. It quickly fills the elevator, and it was horrible. The elevator then stops at every floor and people get in, then even quicker get out. By the 5th floor I'm full of both shame and pride, not sure which was greater...
So when I say elevator farts, I mean mine...
I hate the fact that the guy in the cubicle next to me busts a$$ a few times a day, every day. Cant' smell them, but their F'ing LOUD. I just want to tell him to not push so hard . . . . but we're all grown ups. . . . I shouldn't have to. . . . .
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I try to play a game of Left 4 Dead 2 online - but I get jumped by a Hunter. Not only does my team leave me, but over the mic I hear "you suck, someone kick him". After that, 3 votes to kick me come in and I'm booted from the server. Really? I haven't even been on the server for 5 minutes and I get kicked because the little **** think they're "pro's" who can't be bothered. It's even more annoying, because at least one of the little bastards sounded like he was 11.