after you guys smoke a cigar, does it make you wanna poop?

jliu
jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
in Cigar 101
You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.
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  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,166 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have been sick to my stomach......... thats about it.........
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.
    Lmao nope don't have that problem at all! Maybe try Metamucil and start getting more regular
    Money can't buy taste
  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,166 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.

    Are you eating it or smoking it? The cigar that is.
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Posts: 7,000 ✭✭✭
    Ita the nicotine... When I was a smoker, had I have a smoke every morning before.... I've had it happen with a cigar before too, specifically a strong one
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    See. Dustin gets me again. I am very regular thank you very much. I poop once a day. Sometimes twice. What have you guys turned this forum into? GOSH
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sometimes.... you just get so relaxed and you have to complete the experience with a nice dump.

    hypothetically, I may have done both simultaneously
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Posts: 7,000 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    See. Dustin gets me again. I am very regular thank you very much. I poop once a day. Sometimes twice. What have you guys turned this forum into? GOSH
    But you also eat bacon double burgers dude... That stuff is horrid for your system. Eat more fruit, veggies, brown rice...
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    oh geez. leave me alone mom. hahah no really though. I ate pretty healthy throughout the week and go nuts in the weekends generally. I love to get a good work out in (lift and cardio)
  • Ken_Light
    Ken_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    Yup. Yet another reason I enjoy coronas. Can't get through a toro without leaving it alone for too long sometimes. Not really. Well...maybe.
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hmmm. How 'bout them 9ers?? (he said, changing the subject...). :-)

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  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    the niners probably take massive uber poopies. they're big guys. I gotta give it up to my MIZZOU boy Justin Smith
  • catfishbluezz
    catfishbluezz Posts: 7,000 ✭✭✭
    GO RAYDUZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Direwolf
    Direwolf Posts: 3,493 ✭
    I could have told ya who's thread this was just from the title.
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Direwolf:
    I could have told ya who's thread this was just from the title.
    Maybe it should read after smoking do you feel the need for a white owl?
    Money can't buy taste
  • *Petey*
    *Petey* Posts: 375 ✭
    catfishbluezz:
    GO RAYDUZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    +1 to this as far as california teams go. But I gotta say growing up near Boston . . . . I still bleed red white white and blue.
  • *Petey*
    *Petey* Posts: 375 ✭
    and as to the topic of this thread, Jiunn, remember how we talked about this not being a members only kinda thing but that anyone out there with an internet connection can read this stuff. . . . . LOL.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    I am quite the slow learner huh? haha that's ok. It's natural.
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's not Poopie...it's a Shizza
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza:
    It's not Poopie...it's a Shizza
    Lmao what a perfect name to comment on this!!
    Money can't buy taste
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    shizza poopies
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    shizza poopies
    Bigshizza poopies!!!!!!
    Money can't buy taste
  • jon00jon
    jon00jon Posts: 45
    Does pooping whilst smoking count? lol
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It would make a great air freshener!!
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Da f*ck is goin on in this thread?!?!
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WTH ? I just knew this had to be a joke but no cant say that it does but my wife thinks I'm full of crap.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    one hundred percent serious. watch. after I have this T52 toro, I'm gonna wanna go poop.
  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Posts: 4,464 ✭✭✭
    It's actually a darwinian response. Your natural ghey tendencies are what is creating the urge to expel your bowels. You see, you have a rather large, round rod constantly going into your mouth and you are inhaling/exhaling on said cylinder. What seems like many MANY years of evolution in your genes is that your body recognizes these ghey tendencies and thus tries to expunge any and all fecal matter inside your ****, for basically your genes are trained to know what comes next.
    I'd be curious to test you to see how the nicotine's false sense of heart rate and appetite suppressant can also mimic the ghey-ness, but your body is running like a top to get ready to go downtown to pound town.

    Don't be ashamed, your a living example that some might say to true evolution, don't fight it, BECOME it...

    Also, don't try to cup the balls when you smoke either, that just looks bad.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    hmm. kinda turned on. yea. yea? nooooo silly salamander...
  • bigfnsteve
    bigfnsteve Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭
    I can honestly say a cigar has never caused me to take. Deuce.. but grizzly dip does.
    And its an insta-duece. Its wierd.
    Speaking of poop ... a chick full on took on poop in the club I was in lastnight in Milwaukee.
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    You think I'm joking, I'm not. It really does make me wanna poopie.
    What makes you wanna poop? Is it the shape? The smell? Are you smoking the right stogie from the right end?

    Here's a clue: Does it take more than three matches to light?

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