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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Does anyone else see problems with the way this virus thing is heading?

    Talks of martial law, restricting sports, performances and things like that and today, Oregon' s Furhor is restricting gatherings of more than 250 people.


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    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^ and restricting travel

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    They’re saying now corona came from bats. Anybody else kinda wondering if this is somehow Ozzy’s fault?

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭

    And of course, California is considering the same crowd limit.

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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Power corrupts.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Santa Clara County, with 48 confirmed COVID-19 cases, has a ban on mass gatherings of 1000+ now. News reports mortality rates at 10X the flu (1% as opposed to 0.1%) and current measures are aimed at spreading out the load at our hospitals to avoid flooding healthcare with cases at the same time since it appears to be too late to prevent COVID-19 cases here now.

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    CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This is a Socialism test run.

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    GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2020

    Trump sure changed his tune this morning.

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    Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,251 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2020

    Actually, it makes sense to restrict crowds. It won't stop the spread but the idea is to slow the spread and reduce the total number of patients at the peak of the outbreak, thereby helping healthcare facilities deal with the surge. I saw a graph somewhere. I'll try and find it.

    Found it, saved it, can't get it to show up. Have they been ****** with the forum again?

    If you want to see the graph, google the following,.... Carona virus flattening the curve. Plenty of these graphs and articles will show up.

    I'm worried about it for my elderly friends and relatives and my mom and dad. Nobody has symptoms until later, so everybody's spreading it. The only thing left to do is slow it down and help the medical community have less of a surge.

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,718 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2020

    10 nursing homes in Washington state have coronavirus l ABC News

    Edit: couple of add-ons:

    “You can’t, even for a million dollars, get a drug for the coronavirus — but your grandmother’s bar of soap kills the virus.”
    Chemist Palli Thordarson explains how good old soap and water dissolves the fat membrane of viruses to make them fall apart like a house of cards. (The Guardian)

    Pressure to rush out a vaccine for SARS-CoV-2 (the virus that causes COVID-19) risks making matters worse for some people. There is evidence, from decades of efforts to produce a vaccine against other types of coronavirus, of ‘vaccine enhancement’ — in which some vaccinated people experience worse-than-usual symptoms if they do become infected. The mechanism is not fully understood, and the risk is usually mitigated by extensive testing in animals. (Reuters | 7 min read)

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:

    10 nursing homes in Washington state have coronavirus l ABC News

    Damn, I can finally quote again!

    I had seen this also Edward and I don’t understand how. How does it jump to 10 nursing homes but you’re not hearing of other community spread.

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:
    Actually, it makes sense to restrict crowds. It won't stop the spread but the idea is to slow the spread and reduce the total number of patients at the peak of the outbreak, thereby helping healthcare facilities deal with the surge. I saw a graph somewhere. I'll try and find it.

    Found it, saved it, can't get it to show up. Have they been ****** with the forum again?

    If you want to see the graph, google the following,.... Carona virus flattening the curve. Plenty of these graphs and articles will show up.

    I'm worried about it for my elderly friends and relatives and my mom and dad. Nobody has symptoms until later, so everybody's spreading it. The only thing left to do is slow it down and help the medical community have less of a surge.

    Bob is this the one

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2020

    Perhaps we're just not hearing about other community spread because it's asymptomatic, transported and transmitted by persons who never develop the disease? The elderly nursing home residents tend to be immune-compromised both by age and by repeated exposure to antibiotics, thus the disease process progresses from exposure to infection.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Or, we could create our own psycho-babble fantasy explanation and see if it reaches social media:

    Obviously, the insurance industry moguls have bred special tiny flying monkeys, often mistaken for bats, that are targeting nursing homes in an effort to boost next quarters profit margin by eliminating payouts. Yeah, that's the ticket! :p

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2020

    @deadman said:

    @silvermouse said:

    10 nursing homes in Washington state have coronavirus l ABC News

    Damn, I can finally quote again!

    I had seen this also Edward and I don’t understand how. How does it jump to 10 nursing homes but you’re not hearing of other community spread.

    Washington seems particularly affected. North to Alaska, eh @Trykflyr_1?

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,747 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This forum could lose 25% of its members, being as a good chunk of us are oldfarts. We just have to be prepared to become deceased in an orderly and slow-paced fashion, so as to not overwhelm the community's ability to cope with the crisis.

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    This forum could lose 25% of its members, being as a good chunk of us are oldfarts. We just have to be prepared to become deceased in an orderly and slow-paced fashion, so as to not overwhelm the community's ability to cope with the crisis.

    We’ll keep you old farts around for a while longer. We can get your 25% quota through the noobs that join for a month or two

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My coworker in Switzerland just sent me this on IG

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    At Walmart yesterday, and the toilet paper shelves were literally empty! Is there any reasonable explanation for this? Did someone say that TP was a magic talisman that will protect your household? Are people wrapping their heads in it? Since they've already bought all the dust masks? Which, by the way, won't stop the virus. At all.

    The disinfectant wipes were nearly gone, but heck, they might actually help prevent transmission. So, that makes some sense.

    The number one product that actually might do something, hand soap, was still in plentiful supply.

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You don’t need hand soap if to double down on the hand sanitizer 😂

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,718 ✭✭✭✭✭

    bleach, alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, toilet paper, lysol etc. all gone at the supermarket, shelves completely empty. Store manager was mystified 'bout the tp, said he saw people checking out with shopping carts full of it. Meanwhile, a friend in Florida said she was told the schools wiped out those products where she lives, bought it all.... (and then probably closed the schools, lol).

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭

    TP is to treat the symptoms.

    We've been trying to lay in medical supplies for my Wife, no Iso Alcohol unless you want to pay gouger prices, distilled water hard to find, it's just crazy.

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    TX98Z28TX98Z28 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yes!!! Seen this first hand went to 2 different Walmarts today, ALL completely pillaged! No TP, paper towels, bottled water gone!!! Guy said they sold 5 pallets in less then an hours, Walmart put two case limit on them...I had to buy fvucking Ozarka...stuffs gross, wheres the Aquafina damnit! ex > @silvermouse said:

    bleach, alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, toilet paper, lysol etc. all gone at the supermarket, shelves completely empty. Store manager was mystified 'bout the tp, said he saw people checking out with shopping carts full of it. Meanwhile, a friend in Florida said she was told the schools wiped out those products where she lives, bought it all.... (and then probably closed the schools, lol).

    If you quote me do the @TX98Z28 in your text or I won't be notified of your quote, Thanks.
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    TX98Z28TX98Z28 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^Wow someones been messing with things that quoted very strangely lol

    If you quote me do the @TX98Z28 in your text or I won't be notified of your quote, Thanks.
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    HeavysetrapierHeavysetrapier Posts: 642 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I hit the dollar store this afternoon. Plenty of toilet paper.... Target and Costco were completely out.

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,747 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I've always wanted a bidet. Now I want one even more.

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    I've always wanted a bidet. Now I want one even more.

    My Wife was just saying that I'm going to have to cut back on my use of TP or just use water. I think you're on to something.

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,747 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Can you spare a square? Nope, can't spare a square...

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