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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The left are completely unhinged.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    VisionVision Posts: 7,867 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:
    Califoregon strikes again.
    https://www.gohunt.com/read/news/oregon-initiative-petition-13-proposes-to-criminalize-hunting#gs.6h0oq1

    While I don't think this will ever go through, the fact that this is even brought up in the media means there are people thinking about this.
    We have a problem with bobcats, mountain lions and bears as it is.
    Imagine if hunting was outlawed.

    I read the whole “About IP13” …… that’s really really far left right there. 🤦‍♂️

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    TheKrakenTheKraken Posts: 2,252 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:
    Califoregon strikes again.
    https://www.gohunt.com/read/news/oregon-initiative-petition-13-proposes-to-criminalize-hunting#gs.6h0oq1

    While I don't think this will ever go through, the fact that this is even brought up in the media means there are people thinking about this.
    We have a problem with bobcats, mountain lions and bears as it is.
    Imagine if hunting was outlawed.

    Animal jails seem like a good idea

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TheKraken said:

    @0patience said:
    Califoregon strikes again.
    https://www.gohunt.com/read/news/oregon-initiative-petition-13-proposes-to-criminalize-hunting#gs.6h0oq1

    While I don't think this will ever go through, the fact that this is even brought up in the media means there are people thinking about this.
    We have a problem with bobcats, mountain lions and bears as it is.
    Imagine if hunting was outlawed.

    Animal jails seem like a good idea

    Nah, we'll have overcrowding. Best to parole them.

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    WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,295 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In non-political news...
    This woman (in Reno) broke into a dentist's office, pretended to be a dentist, removed 13 teeth, then stole a bunch of money and fled...

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There you go, preppers. Readily available foods with a long shelf life.

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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    There you go, preppers. Readily available foods with a long shelf life.

    And that Crap is full of so much salt.
    I used to think sugar was the problem with most foods, but salt is so much worse.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My daughter got her identity stolen apparently and the person got a speeding ticket last week.

    This is going to be fun to straighten out.

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    Called the sheriffs department this morning to get this straightened out. Went though 8 menu items, none matched what I needed then bingo “press 0 for everything else”. Woman answered and I told her what was going. She says how did you get this number? I told her the menu transferred me, then she tells me its the desk phone at the 911 dispatch. She laughed it off and told me 911 couldn’t help me.

    She transferred me to the clerk of court, they transferred me to the DA’s office and they transferred me to the highway patrol.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,545 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @deadman said:
    Called the sheriffs department this morning to get this straightened out. Went though 8 menu items, none matched what I needed then bingo “press 0 for everything else”. Woman answered and I told her what was going. She says how did you get this number? I told her the menu transferred me, then she tells me its the desk phone at the 911 dispatch. She laughed it off and told me 911 couldn’t help me.

    She transferred me to the clerk of court, they transferred me to the DA’s office and they transferred me to the highway patrol.

    Good luck. Someone stole my wife's purse, a long time ago, and we got contacted by the THP that they had the wallet, etc., a few months later. Called the number they'd left on the phone, nobody knew nuthin'. She dealt with it for awhile, then one day about 4 or 5 years later we get another THP call, they did indeed have the wallet about 2 towns over. We got it back about 6 years after it went missing.

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Waiting to hear from the officer. He has to confirm his paperwork if that’s right the then has to verify that she wasn’t the person he gave the ticket too, then we’ll have to file a report with the sheriff.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Career over.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's remarkable how one news story after another studiously avoids mention of Tommy Bryant's party affiliation.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @webmost said:
    It's remarkable how one news story after another studiously avoids mention of Tommy Bryant's party affiliation.

    Maybe because he can't be party affiliated in a city election....

    "While city elections are nonpartisan in Alabama, the state Democratic Party issued a statement calling for Bryant's resignation"

    Not everything is a conspiracy.

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    CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 2,981 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's as if no one has read a science fiction book before. The UAE is going to be sending drones into clouds, to electrocute them, to make artificial rainfall.

    https://www.arabnews.com/node/1826651/middle-east

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    @CalvinAndHobo said:
    It's as if no one has read a science fiction book before. The UAE is going to be sending drones into clouds, to electrocute them, to make artificial rainfall.

    https://www.arabnews.com/node/1826651/middle-east

    60 years ago the US was dropping silver particles into clouds to do the same thing.

    How many clouds do they have in the desert, they should be looking into desalination research

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    oh yes, you can make it up:

    Survey: 8% have falsified or fabricated data
    An estimated 8% of scientists who participated in an anonymous survey of research practices at Dutch universities confessed to falsifying and/or fabricating data at least once between 2017 and 2020. More than 10% of medical and life-science researchers admitted to committing this type of fraud, the survey found.

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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    oh yes, you can make it up:

    Survey: 8% have falsified or fabricated data
    An estimated 8% of scientists who participated in an anonymous survey of research practices at Dutch universities confessed to falsifying and/or fabricating data at least once between 2017 and 2020. More than 10% of medical and life-science researchers admitted to committing this type of fraud, the survey found.

    Got a link to the study?

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,672 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VisionVision Posts: 7,867 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    oh yes, you can make it up:

    Survey: 8% have falsified or fabricated data
    An estimated 8% of scientists who participated in an anonymous survey of research practices at Dutch universities confessed to falsifying and/or fabricating data at least once between 2017 and 2020. More than 10% of medical and life-science researchers admitted to committing this type of fraud, the survey found.

    So what we are finding is that people lie to support their cause? But it didn’t specify what they were lying about. Could be something you’re for or against.

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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @silvermouse said:
    oh yes, you can make it up:

    Survey: 8% have falsified or fabricated data
    An estimated 8% of scientists who participated in an anonymous survey of research practices at Dutch universities confessed to falsifying and/or fabricating data at least once between 2017 and 2020. More than 10% of medical and life-science researchers admitted to committing this type of fraud, the survey found.

    So what we are finding is that people lie to support their cause? But it didn’t specify what they were lying about. Could be something you’re for or against.

    Mathematicians will often throw out algorithms that do not support their theories and continue to work on algorithms until they find one that does. .

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    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Studies are usually rigged by the people conducting them to suit the preferred outcome of the entity paying for the study. The days of honest researchers are gone. Same as honest journalists. Didja notice they stopped calling themselves reporters a long time ago?

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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This study surveys researchers in the Netherlands.
    Begs the question: Have similar surveys researched researchers here? Elsewhere?

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Here's a report from 2009, try a Google search for more

    https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0005738

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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks.
    Handy to see suspicions verified and quantified.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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    PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,796 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^^^ Yep, science says cloth masks protect you.

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Isn't that what they wear at the biolabs?

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