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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Jocelyn Bell Burnell’s discovery changed astronomy. Her male supervisor won the Nobel Prize for it.

    https://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000007768850/the-silent-pulse-of-the-universe.html

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Our Secty. of State extorted about 400 million bucks from a host of foreign tyrants. It was ostensibly for a charity. Instead, she devoted a couple hundred million to bailing out the DNC. Which then handed I forget how many millions to DC lie firm Perkins Coie. Which then handed money to a political smear outfit Fusion GPS. Which then hired a retired foreign spy. Who then bought mud fabricated by a Russian spy agency. Which the spy complied into a dossier. Which our spy agencies repeatedly used to obtain fraudulent warrants from our secret police court to spy on Carter Page because that gave them a way to spy on Trump.

    With me so far?

    Now, Carter Page is trying to sue Perkins Coie for defamation of character. Here's the part you can't make up:

    Perkins Coie asserts that three of their partners are an oxymoron they call "stateless US citizens" who live in China. Because they are stateless, they cannot be sued in US courts. In udda woids, they are beyond reach. Because three of the partners are untouchable, the whole firm is untouchable.

    And the court swallowed it.

    https://justthenews.com/sites/default/files/2021-08/23 - 2021.02.16 - Appellee DNC Brief.pdf

    Holy Cow!
    This is so much better than mere plausible deniability!

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My, what a Brave New World we live in. It would seem that as the word "Liberal" was morphing into a synonym for "Socialist", the word "Democrat" was morphing into the word "Dystopian". Tragic future for todays young people.

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So we should all buy homes in Belize and we'd be untouchable by state courts?
    Cause we'd be "stateless US citizens", wouldn't we?
    Or does that just count for those with money?

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭

    LMAO for only 50 bucks.

    Blow up doll of Trump in the works. You can get ribbed or unribbed versions with only to 2 entry points and your tool turns a nice Cheetoh orange once you have done the deed with it.

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Good editing , Frank.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Maybe they should take the I and C out of it?

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    My, what a Brave New World we live in. It would seem that as the word "Liberal" was morphing into a synonym for "Socialist", the word "Democrat" was morphing into the word "Dystopian". Tragic future for todays young people.

    I'm just waiting for "Soma"...

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    He had a lot of talent. Damned shame.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • TX98Z28TX98Z28 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Wylaff said:

    He had a lot of talent. Damned shame.

    It really sucks he's gone man, probably the most talented metal drummer there ever was. Iv'e been watching various videos for a couple days, might have to PM them to you as most one here will not approve. The last super group band he was with pushed him hard to his limit of drumming, so damn heavy.

    If you quote me do the @TX98Z28 in your text or I won't be notified of your quote, Thanks.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Want to work at Disney World? You need a vaccine. At most Florida hospitals? No vaccine, no problem!
    Some health workers may say a mandate violates their rights. But patients have the right to receive care in a safe environment.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Stop inventing rights.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    ZZ Top Bassist Dusty Hill Dead at 72
    https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/zz-top-bassist-dusty-hill-dead-obit-1203694/

    And another part of my cruising days fades away. :(

    https://youtu.be/7wRHBLwpASw

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I didn't know there was such a thing

    https://www.overshootday.org/

    Earth Overshoot Day marks the date when humanity’s demand for ecological resources and services in a given year exceeds what Earth can regenerate in that year. In 2021, it fell on July 29.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    Want to work at Disney World? You need a vaccine. At most Florida hospitals? No vaccine, no problem!
    Some health workers may say a mandate violates their rights. But patients have the right to receive care in a safe environment.

    Is that true? I ask because, in Florida if you're a nurse and you don't get the flu-shot every year, you lose your job. Or, so nurses I know who work in Florida say. So, if Florida is that gung-ho about the flu shot, I'd have expected pretty much the same for the covid vaccine.

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,117 ✭✭✭✭✭


    My daughter claims to not like our dogs or cats but she shows favor to my old boy

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @silvermouse said:
    Want to work at Disney World? You need a vaccine. At most Florida hospitals? No vaccine, no problem!
    Some health workers may say a mandate violates their rights. But patients have the right to receive care in a safe environment.

    Is that true? I ask because, in Florida if you're a nurse and you don't get the flu-shot every year, you lose your job. Or, so nurses I know who work in Florida say. So, if Florida is that gung-ho about the flu shot, I'd have expected pretty much the same for the covid vaccine.

    from: https://miami.cbslocal.com/2021/07/27/some-florida-health-care-workers-face-vaccine-requirements/

    ...Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, while calling vaccinations, has been adamant that he will not support any vaccine mandates, leaving healthcare providers in the state to deal with a potential political backlash if they go against him on the issue.

    No Florida medical organization or trade group signed onto the Monday letter, and no statewide medical organization contacted by The News Service of Florida has issued a directive encouraging members to require vaccinations.

    Meanwhile, according to a recent AARP report, just 42 percent of employees at the state’s 698 nursing homes had been fully vaccinated as of last month, putting Florida well behind the national average of 56 percent and ranking it second from last in the nation.

    According to spokeswoman Kristen Knapp, the Florida Health Care Association, the state’s largest nursing-home trade group, has promoted national vaccination efforts, but has not issued a directive on mandatory vaccinations.

    Knapp said, however, she has heard that “several” facilities across the state are working on policies that would require mandatory vaccination.

    Similar to the nursing home association, the Florida Senior Living Association has not issued policies about mandatory staff vaccinations. Sandi Poreda, a spokeswoman for the association, said “we’re definitely promoting the vaccine to our members, but we’re also allowing each of them to make their own decisions about whether to mandate it.”

    Jeff Scott, general counsel of the Florida Medical Association, said his organization, which represents roughly 25,000 physicians, hasn’t “considered the issue of vaccine mandates.”

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Interesting. The nurses I've talked to were all in hospital environment. Could just be the policies where they worked, although the way they said it was "In Florida..."

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭

    lol...

    Scientists mail freeze-dried mouse sperm on a postcard

    Posted: 05 Aug 2021 08:54 AM PDT

    Scientists no longer have to worry about their bottles of mouse sperm breaking in transit. Researchers have developed a way to freeze dry sperm on a plastic sheet in weighing paper so that samples can withstand being mailed via postcard. This method allows for mouse sperm to be transported easily, inexpensively, and without the risk of glass cases breaking.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,531 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That's great! Now I know my next order won't be broken vials.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The mouse sperm industry is saved

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    Mickey must be making a fortune.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://katu.com/news/local/oregon-legislature-passes-bill-to-suspend-graduation-testing-requirement

    Oregon not requiring students to be able to read, write or so arithmatic to get a diploma for the next 3 years.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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