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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I have to wonder if her phone was on vibrate? And, where was she keeping it?

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  • cbuckcbuck Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2023

    I’ve made 12 of them in the past! Thanks Edward! @silvermouse

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,858 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wow, but not the ones with fish in them I hope.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,609 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I've tried 4-1/2 of these, mustard flavored ice cream has me intrigued.

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  • cbuckcbuck Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No fish, and I turned down a request for Garlic, afraid the flavor would stay in the machinery after the run!

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,609 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I enjoyed garlic ice cream years ago at the Gilroy Garlic Festival. It was pretty good.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    But if the kids are learning the 3 Rs, how will they complete their gender fluidity studies?

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,858 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Finally!

    Mr. Santos was charged with seven counts of wire fraud, three counts of money laundering, one count of theft of public funds, and two counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Good he got caught. Unfortunately he'll get a slap on the wrist and nothing more. They stick together to protect each other from punishment for the crimes they're all committing.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh no, history shows Republicans from NY don't fair well.

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,858 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://fortune.com/2023/05/09/peter-thiel-palantir-unprecedented-demand-ai-artificial-intelligence/

    Looks like the purge of office jobs is about to ramp up:

    The company said during Monday’s call that a client in the insurance industry was given early access to the platform and described it as “years ahead” of other solutions it had seen.

    Within a few days of having access to the tool, Palantir said, the customer was able to build a “collaborative AI agent” to automate claims processing.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,858 ✭✭✭✭✭

    And we just spent $1,000,000,000 on a 43 acre embassy in Beruit.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/12/middleeast/massive-us-embassy-middle-east-mime-intl/index.html

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    I think that tweet probably could have stopped after five words....

  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,854 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    The wifey does x-ray and MRI. Everyday it seems she comes home with a story.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,858 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This is getting stupid...

    12-year-old charged with murder in fatal shooting of Sonic worker in Texas
    Police said the juvenile shot Sonic employee Matthew Davis multiple times and later fled the scene. He and 20-year-old Angel Gomez were arrested and charged with murder.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/12-year-old-charged-murder-fatal-shooting-sonic-worker-texas-rcna84614

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This is what happens when the criminal justice system goes soft on criminals, especially juveniles. If you go easy on them they will just commit bigger and better crimes.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,162 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    What kind of filthy pervert goes around with a butt plug? Especially to a doctor's appointment.

    @rsherman24

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,162 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    This is what happens when the criminal justice system goes soft on criminals, especially juveniles. If you go easy on them they will just commit bigger and better crimes.

    @silvermouse said:
    This is getting stupid...

    12-year-old charged with murder in fatal shooting of Sonic worker in Texas
    Police said the juvenile shot Sonic employee Matthew Davis multiple times and later fled the scene. He and 20-year-old Angel Gomez were arrested and charged with murder.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/12-year-old-charged-murder-fatal-shooting-sonic-worker-texas-rcna84614

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,162 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    This is what happens when the criminal justice system goes soft on criminals, especially juveniles. If you go easy on them they will just commit bigger and better crimes.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    More gun laws wouldn't make a difference. It's already illegal for a 12 year old to buy a gun. It's already illegal for a 12 year old to possess a gun except while hunting. It's already illegal to shoot people. It's already illegal to murder. What more laws would have stopped this?

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,162 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    More gun laws wouldn't make a difference. It's already illegal for a 12 year old to buy a gun. It's already illegal for a 12 year old to possess a gun except while hunting. It's already illegal to shoot people. It's already illegal to murder. What more laws would have stopped this?

    I believe Peter would say, "may be an image of what you just said"

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,162 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2023

    @ShawnOL said:
    More gun laws wouldn't make a difference. It's already illegal for a 12 year old to buy a gun. It's already illegal for a 12 year old to possess a gun except while hunting. It's already illegal to shoot people. It's already illegal to murder. What more laws would have stopped this?

    ...the ones already on the books....if they were enforced. But now's the time for prayer, not talks of laws.

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