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  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019
    You should be playing the music from "Twilight Zone" while reading this.....


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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The seeds from those scrubby little black spruce that dominate the northern forests will only germinate after a fire has come through & popped them out. I spose the seeds are waiting for a clear space in which to plant themselves & get a head start before next winter. 
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,527 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Roast em like coffee beans.  Be the next johnny spruce seed.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry if this has been posted before and I missed it, and that I never learned how to link the videos, but if you have a little time go on You Tube and check out the Democratic Socialist convention.  @jd50ae, you may need tranquilizers.

    I came to learn about it from my son while we were discussing the "unbelievable".  He says "You wanna see something really unbelievable...?  I was watching this thing, I thought it was a Second City TV skit or something."  So, we checked it out.

    It's too much.  At about 90 seconds in I turned to him and said  "I want to kick that guys teeth in, this is just pissing me off."  He told me just to watch another couple minutes, and it would start to get funny.  He was right.  Sometimes all one can do is laugh.

    And, they mean it!  
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

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  • OldGnomeOldGnome Posts: 58 ✭✭✭
    I was just reading about the DS Convention the other day, and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out.
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  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019
    Sorry if this has been posted before and I missed it, and that I never learned how to link the videos, but if you have a little time go on You Tube and check out the Democratic Socialist convention.  @jd50ae, you may need tranquilizers.

    I came to learn about it from my son while we were discussing the "unbelievable".  He says "You wanna see something really unbelievable...?  I was watching this thing, I thought it was a Second City TV skit or something."  So, we checked it out.

    It's too much.  At about 90 seconds in I turned to him and said  "I want to kick that guys teeth in, this is just pissing me off."  He told me just to watch another couple minutes, and it would start to get funny.  He was right.  Sometimes all one can do is laugh.

    And, they mean it!  
    Yep, their collective stupidity is a real thing. I prefer the short cutouts on YouTube, they are funny.
    Now meaning it, I just don't know anymore. I know they hypnotize themselves and others of equally empty craniums, but I think they may just be putting words and phrases together they heard from other democrats, cause as we all know sheeple are for following blindly.

    Edited. Short not shoe.
    Edited. Added a whole sentence.
    Edited a third time for missing word.
    Edited a fourth time for a missing s. D.amn.
  • Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Edited. Short not shoe.
    Edited. Added a whole sentence.
    Edited a third time for missing word.
    Edited a fourth time for a missing s. D.amn.

  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Universal's 'The Hunt' that satirizes killing of 'deplorables' slammed online, called 'beyond sick' and 'disturbing'

  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Edited. Short not shoe.
    Edited. Added a whole sentence.
    Edited a third time for missing word.
    Edited a fourth time for a missing s. D.amn.

    Sorry. After reading a really ignorant comment I am forced to make note of all edits so I won't be accused of some hideous crime.

    Edited. Three words misspelled, I haven't had any coffee.
    Edited. Misspelled Edited.
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,710 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Sorry. After reading a really ignorant comment I am forced to make note of all edits so I won't be accused of some hideous crime.

    Edited. Three words misspelled, I haven't had any coffee.
    Edited. Misspelled Edited.


        I hear ya' JD,.....
    Sticks and stones may break my bones
    but if some words rub me the wrong way,....... 
    I'm gonna be a drama queen for days.
    I can't let it go, hell no.
    And they know they're wrong, 
    But ya' gotta keep tellin' 'em
    so it sinks in.
    Idiots. 
     

      
     
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019
    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/white-house-mulls-action-on-anti-conservative-bias-as-twitter-locks-out-mcconnell-campaign

    His account was frozen because he talked about threats he received. Threats still up. Don't even try and justify such blatant anti right grotesque hypocrisy.

    Edited, frozen not closed.
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Editing your comments after someone posts a comment referring to your comment is what, I believe, the issue was. When you edit your comments before anyone has posted after it, it's unnecessary to document the reason. 

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
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    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • OldGnomeOldGnome Posts: 58 ✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/white-house-mulls-action-on-anti-conservative-bias-as-twitter-locks-out-mcconnell-campaign

    His account was frozen because he talked about threats he received. Threats still up. Don't even try and justify such blatant anti right grotesque hypocrisy.

    Edited, frozen not closed.
    🤦🏻‍♂️

    I have no words for the stupidity. 
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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:

    Universal's 'The Hunt' that satirizes killing of 'deplorables' slammed online, called 'beyond sick' and 'disturbing'



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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    jd50ae said:

    Universal's 'The Hunt' that satirizes killing of 'deplorables' slammed online, called 'beyond sick' and 'disturbing'




    It's - deja-vu - again - Berra

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    jd50ae said:

    Universal's 'The Hunt' that satirizes killing of 'deplorables' slammed online, called 'beyond sick' and 'disturbing'



    What does that even mean?
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've seen that post before on another thread.
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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Yakster said:
    jd50ae said:

    Universal's 'The Hunt' that satirizes killing of 'deplorables' slammed online, called 'beyond sick' and 'disturbing'



    What does that even mean?
    I can't believe you don't know what this means...

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Yakster said:
    jd50ae said:

    Universal's 'The Hunt' that satirizes killing of 'deplorables' slammed online, called 'beyond sick' and 'disturbing'



    What does that even mean?
    I can't believe you don't know what this means...
    It's similar to editing your posts and then posting them, or kinda like editing your posts and then posting them.
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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭


    sigh, I guess not.

  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019

    You know something, I have tried. But some non-thinking non reading uncomprehending woke idiot drags me back in. So I reply in kind. With my very own thoughts, not just apeing(? you know monkey say monkey repeats) some idiot.
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019
    peter4jc said:
    jd50ae said:
    Yakster said:
    jd50ae said:

    Universal's 'The Hunt' that satirizes killing of 'deplorables' slammed online, called 'beyond sick' and 'disturbing'



    What does that even mean?
    I can't believe you don't know what this means...
    It's similar to editing your posts and then posting them, or kinda like editing your posts and then posting them.
    Your still not making any sense. But keep posting the thing over and over and over, after all it is your right.

    And like democrats and libs and weenies and snowflakes I DO BELIEVE IN RIGHTS.

    Edited. weenies and snowflakes.
  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,988 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019
    You @jd50ae , are the common denominator in all of this discord on the forum.

    Edited for no apparent reason.
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubble said:
    You @jd50ae , are the common denominator in all of this discord on the forum.

    Edited for no apparent reason.
    Because you have made it so. Ganging up?
  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,988 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Stubble said:
    You @jd50ae , are the common denominator in all of this discord on the forum.

    Edited for no apparent reason.
    Because you have made it so. Ganging up?
    No, because you are a petulant person, blaming everyone else for your actions.
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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