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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,837 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It seems that Americans today are offended by everything but sin.

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    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,507 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We're all on a buying freeze, in between purchases.

    We're all on a buying freeze, until we're not.

    After each purchase, we're all on a buying freeze.

    @EgoBoundary

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,558 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm on a three month buying freeze since I spent two or three months cigar budget in two weeks. Unless my Carillos come off back order.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,601 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Not counting pipe tobacco, @ShawnOL :D

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,601 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    We're all on a buying freeze, in between purchases.

    We're all on a buying freeze, until we're not.

    After each purchase, we're all on a buying freeze.

    @EgoBoundary

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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If you can’t fix it with duct tape you’re not using enough duct tape

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,941 ✭✭✭✭✭

    How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

    Abraham Lincoln

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:
    How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

    Abraham Lincoln

    What if his tail identifies as a leg?

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • StubbleStubble Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @webmost said:

    @IndustMech said:
    How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

    Abraham Lincoln

    What if his tail identifies as a leg?

    Cut it off.

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,941 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @webmost said:

    @IndustMech said:
    How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

    Abraham Lincoln

    What if his tail identifies as a leg?

    That's the point.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:

    @webmost said:

    @IndustMech said:
    How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

    Abraham Lincoln

    What if his tail identifies as a leg?

    That's the point.

    caudaphobe!

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • FIRERATFIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    "Think about how dumb the average person is. Now realize half are dumber than that. " - George Carlin

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,486 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m offended that there isn’t more offensive post to offend the offended. How offensive!

  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,238 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    We're all on a buying freeze, in between purchases.

    We're all on a buying freeze, until we're not.

    After each purchase, we're all on a buying freeze.

    @EgoBoundary

    That reminds me, I am totally on a buying freeze

  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I've been on several.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    @FIRERAT said:
    "Think about how dumb the average person is. Now realize half are dumber than that. " - George Carlin

    The average person also has one têsticle and one ovary. Maybe that's who is selling coffee to @Trykflyr_1

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,486 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @FIRERAT said:
    "Think about how dumb the average person is. Now realize half are dumber than that. " - George Carlin

    The average person also has one têsticle and one ovary. Maybe that's who is selling coffee to @Trykflyr_1

    Not everyone has three testicles? I need to have a conversation with my doctor.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You're above average @Vision

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.

    Marcus Aurelius

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,601 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Saloons of the Old West, Richard Erdoes.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,558 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So that's what metallica was singing.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Makes perfect sense after 3 whiskeys.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,507 ✭✭✭✭✭

    “The bad news is time flies. The good news is YOU’RE THE PILOT.”

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    "The time spent wasting time is not wasted time if you enjoy it"

    Stealing

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

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