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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m actually surprised to not see Fuente on that list.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,837 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:
    I’m actually surprised to not see Fuente on that list.

    2nd from the top, look again

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2022

    @ShawnOL said:
    Just got an email from ccom offering 10% off site-wide. The fine print said exclusions apply. This is the list of brands that are excluded.

    That's a hefty list. Wouldn't it have been easier to just list the few brands NOT excluded?

    and THAT ^^^ is why I don't pay any attention to those 10% off "offers" anymore. What good is 10% off, if nothing that it applies to is anything I want?

    I do see that Gurkha's will still be available for discount. :D:D:D

    I guess we should tell @peter4jc , I'm sure he's always in the market for a Gurkha discount.

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A 10% discount isn't even worth looking at. They have to try harder than that to get my $$$.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,837 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh, not enough? Well, better luck next time.

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @Rdp77 said:
    I’m actually surprised to not see Fuente on that list.

    2nd from the top, look again

    I always forget the Arturo part 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,158 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tats and olivas!

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,506 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why do I have more bad luck on a Thursday the 13th than a Friday the 13th?

    And an even more compelling question; what's the difference between this thread and the Thought Pool thread?

    And yet one more... can you imagine yourself involved in such inane inquiries in your golden years?

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  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,130 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think it's funny that @Yakster still has @Bob_Luken as his profile picture

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,558 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why is it beheaded and not deheaded?

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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,734 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2022

    Who was the first to say, in the slag context, “Does the carpet match the drapes?”

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,837 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Lavender scented sardines! That's the ticket. We'll make MILLIONS!!

    maybe

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  • TheKrakenTheKraken Posts: 2,253 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I read this "Efeithal" - eff it all.

    Thought that was pretty clever, then just realized that I can't read

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,558 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I wonder how they judge a tie in a horse race when two horses cross the finish line nose and nose. Do they then look at the position of the horse's front feet?

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,600 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2022

    It becomes a dead heat and is judged to be a tie.


    An extremely rare photo finish triple dead heat, recorded in a 1953 harness race at New Jersey's Freehold Raceway

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,558 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Do they split the prize money, Chris? Do they gather an asterisk * in their record book?

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,600 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The prize money is split by the number of horses tied in the dead heat, according to Google results. I don't know about the record book entries.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,558 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Interesting, thanks, Chris.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,558 ✭✭✭✭✭

    When we make pizza, wouldn't putting the cheese directly on the crust keep it from sliding off, burning your chin?

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2022

    @ShawnOL said:
    When we make pizza, wouldn't putting the cheese directly on the crust keep it from sliding off, burning your chin?

    So put the cheese, then sauce, then pepperoni?

    @VegasFrank Frank, you still add your pineapple last. 🤣🤣

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,158 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:

    @ShawnOL said:
    When we make pizza, wouldn't putting the cheese directly on the crust keep it from sliding off, burning your chin?

    So put the cheese, then sauce, then pepperoni?

    @VegasFrank Frank, you still add your pineapple last. 🤣🤣

    Pineapple + pizza ≠ food

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  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,426 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's salt, fresh garlic, basil, sundried tomatoes, Jalapeño chili, with sausage followed by mushrooms, oil cured olives, onion, then parmesan, and mozzarella cheese. In that order. Sometimes anchovies.

  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @First_Warrior said:
    It's salt, fresh garlic, basil, sundried tomatoes, Jalapeño chili, with sausage followed by mushrooms, oil cured olives, onion, then parmesan, and mozzarella cheese. In that order. Sometimes anchovies.

    You had me until the anchovies.

  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,426 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Only sometimes.

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @First_Warrior said:
    It's salt, fresh garlic, basil, sundried tomatoes, Jalapeño chili, with sausage followed by mushrooms, oil cured olives, onion, then parmesan, and mozzarella cheese. In that order. Sometimes anchovies.

    I’ve always wanted to try it with anchovies but haven’t been brave enough

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