The golfer Victor Hovland is a letter away from getting run over by a bus full of people...
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
So if the vaccine won't prevent you from catching the covid bug, and won't prevent you from spreading it, why are they pushing for proof of vaccination for travel? Is it because 98% survivable is better than 97%?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
So my wife is at an upscale dress shop in a very, let’s say, not very diverse town. I walk in in my gym shorts and a t-shirt (with sleeves). I ask to use the rest room. “Oh no... I’m sorry. Closed because of COVID” 🤔 oooookay.... Young lady, well dressed in nice clothes asks “May I use a dressing room?” Owner: “This way please!”
My thought.... does COVID spread more from me peeing or are we, at this point, just fuckking lazy!
Testosterone fueled road rage. I try and change lanes to let people with a bigger lead foot than me pass, but get really annoyed when a slowpoke speeds up when I try to pass.
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@Vision said:
So my wife is at an upscale dress shop in a very, let’s say, not very diverse town. I walk in in my gym shorts and a t-shirt (with sleeves). I ask to use the rest room. “Oh no... I’m sorry. Closed because of COVID” 🤔 oooookay.... Young lady, well dressed in nice clothes asks “May I use a dressing room?” Owner: “This way please!”
My thought.... does COVID spread more from me peeing or are we, at this point, just fuckking lazy!
I walked into a Carl's Jr to use the restroom on Saturday. I was waiting for my little guy who was at his music lesson. I said I had to use the restroom. Guy said, "closed for covid.". I said, "ok," then went in the bathroom and took a leak. He came in and said I couldn't use it, but the ol Johnson rod was already dangling in front of the urinal. What could he do? I zipped up and he told me to get out. No problem, buddy. Later!
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I tried to send a work email today, to a couple managers.
After re-writing it a half dozen times, it still came off as, "Go f%&k yourselves."
So I sent the one that came off as, "Please go f&%k yourselves."
Clearly, I am not management material. LOL!
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
@0patience said:
Why do people who do 45 in a 55 mph zone speed up to 65 or 70 in the passing lanes?
And why can't we hit them when they do?
I've often fantasized about taking a paintball gun and splattering the windshield of cars whose drivers are blandly texting as they careen blindly down the road. But, then they'd probably run into something or someone and next thing you know people would say it was MY fault. Oh well.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Why is it that 30 minutes after taking a dump does some piece of corn or something always makes it way out to drive me nuts?
Hey don’t blame me I wasn’t the one who named this thread. 😳
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Hmm....you know, we could pair her up with AOC as a running mate and create the Gray Goose Party, along the lines of TR's Bull Moose Party. "Tired of the same old Big Ticket crap? Vote for the Ragin' Vag-n's. At least you know they mean it!" Might work. Lord, help us.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Hmm....you know, we could pair her up with AOC as a running mate and create the Gray Goose Party, along the lines of TR's Bull Moose Party. "Tired of the same old Big Ticket crap? Vote for the Ragin' Vag-n's. At least you know they mean it!" Might work. Lord, help us.
The makings of a really scary horror movie.
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Tell you what, if Cruz or trumpkin gets the nomination, then a lifelong democrat will be born in my house on the same day...
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This year is a third gone.
It's just Q6 of 2020.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
The golfer Victor Hovland is a letter away from getting run over by a bus full of people...
Is the 10 days to flatten the curve over yet?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
So if the vaccine won't prevent you from catching the covid bug, and won't prevent you from spreading it, why are they pushing for proof of vaccination for travel? Is it because 98% survivable is better than 97%?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
And why does everyone need it to stop the spread?
MOW badge received.
Are we slowly making better house-flys and mosquitoes via natural selection by swatting and killing the slower ones?
^^^^^Squirrel tracks^^^^^
This oughta say Cohiba on it somewhere...
Real or fake?
I've been watching DCI Banks on Hulu. He must be a crap detective because it always takes two episodes to close a case. It's entertaining, though.
You’ll never think of this word the same again when you say it to yourself in your head:
Homeowner
Ho-meow-ner
I think peanuts with the brown skin on them taste better than the ones without.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
@ShawnOL said:
I read somewhere that the skin is very good for you too. Win win!
So my wife is at an upscale dress shop in a very, let’s say, not very diverse town. I walk in in my gym shorts and a t-shirt (with sleeves). I ask to use the rest room. “Oh no... I’m sorry. Closed because of COVID” 🤔 oooookay.... Young lady, well dressed in nice clothes asks “May I use a dressing room?” Owner: “This way please!”
My thought.... does COVID spread more from me peeing or are we, at this point, just fuckking lazy!
Why do people who do 45 in a 55 mph zone speed up to 65 or 70 in the passing lanes?
And why can't we hit them when they do?
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Testosterone fueled road rage. I try and change lanes to let people with a bigger lead foot than me pass, but get really annoyed when a slowpoke speeds up when I try to pass.
Mr. Walker is now Mr. Wheeler!
Anyone else getting double @Vision ?
Yep
I walked into a Carl's Jr to use the restroom on Saturday. I was waiting for my little guy who was at his music lesson. I said I had to use the restroom. Guy said, "closed for covid.". I said, "ok," then went in the bathroom and took a leak. He came in and said I couldn't use it, but the ol Johnson rod was already dangling in front of the urinal. What could he do? I zipped up and he told me to get out. No problem, buddy. Later!
Ah hell, I was OK with this until there were two Franks. This cannot stand.
I tried to send a work email today, to a couple managers.
After re-writing it a half dozen times, it still came off as, "Go f%&k yourselves."
So I sent the one that came off as, "Please go f&%k yourselves."
Clearly, I am not management material. LOL!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I've often fantasized about taking a paintball gun and splattering the windshield of cars whose drivers are blandly texting as they careen blindly down the road. But, then they'd probably run into something or someone and next thing you know people would say it was MY fault. Oh well.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Why is it that 30 minutes after taking a dump does some piece of corn or something always makes it way out to drive me nuts?
Hey don’t blame me I wasn’t the one who named this thread. 😳
Yeah that's a Ricky problem ^
Liz Cheney for president!
Hmm....you know, we could pair her up with AOC as a running mate and create the Gray Goose Party, along the lines of TR's Bull Moose Party. "Tired of the same old Big Ticket crap? Vote for the Ragin' Vag-n's. At least you know they mean it!" Might work. Lord, help us.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Um, yeah, that's a Ricky problem.
The makings of a really scary horror movie.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Tell you what, if Cruz or trumpkin gets the nomination, then a lifelong democrat will be born in my house on the same day...
Yeah I doubt that!