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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,168 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Stubble said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:

    @Vision said:
    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    So you're saying you like clocks that can't keep proper time and Ed Hardy?

    I don’t keep track of time as my body is a constant reminder. Ed Hardy was a flash in the pan. However, if you or @VegasFrank need a tattoo referral, I’m your guy 🤙🏼. You guys could get matching tats. 😜😜

    I would have my whole body covered in tattoos if they were free. But they're not, so I don't have any.

    What if I paid for one? Would you get it?

    Sure. Venmo me the money and I'll go get what I want.

    Sorry Honey, it don't work that way...

    What if I paid for one? Would you get it?

    Then choose your words wisely 😘

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  • StubbleStubble Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Stubble said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Stubble said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:

    @Vision said:
    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    So you're saying you like clocks that can't keep proper time and Ed Hardy?

    I don’t keep track of time as my body is a constant reminder. Ed Hardy was a flash in the pan. However, if you or @VegasFrank need a tattoo referral, I’m your guy 🤙🏼. You guys could get matching tats. 😜😜

    I would have my whole body covered in tattoos if they were free. But they're not, so I don't have any.

    What if I paid for one? Would you get it?

    Sure. Venmo me the money and I'll go get what I want.

    Sorry Honey, it don't work that way...

    What if I paid for one? Would you get it?

    Then choose your words wisely 😘

    Don't be a chicken....

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,168 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Stubble said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Stubble said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:

    @Vision said:
    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191
    So you're saying you like clocks that can't keep proper time and Ed Hardy?

    I don’t keep track of time as my body is a constant reminder. Ed Hardy was a flash in the pan. However, if you or @VegasFrank need a tattoo referral, I’m your guy 🤙🏼. You guys could get matching tats. 😜😜

    I would have my whole body covered in tattoos if they were free. But they're not, so I don't have any.

    What if I paid for one? Would you get it?

    Sure. Venmo me the money and I'll go get what I want.

    Sorry Honey, it don't work that way...

    What if I paid for one? Would you get it?

    Then choose your words wisely 😘

    Don't be a chicken....

    Ooooh got me. If only I were Marty mcfly....

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Funny, I have no tattoos. Army guy, many years a Harley guy, most of my friends have them, I've been to Tattoo Parlors with friends getting them, when working with menopausal women as a nurse I usually wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under my scrub top and I've had hospital administrators thank me for covering up tattoos that I didn't have, their assumptions were wrong.

    So, here's the deal. If you guys talk Frank into it...

    I still won't get one.

    See? Another assumption down the tubes.

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    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In my late teens I got a job as a medical records file clerk at Beth Israel Hospital. An elderly coworker adopted me as her surrogate son after she lost hers in the US Army. She had her prisoner ID number tattooed on her inner wrist and never recovered from her experience in the concentration camp. We were quite a pair, both of us with different versions of PTSD. Anyway, tats take on a negative connotation for me.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,168 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:
    Lmao @VegasFrank . One can't dry beg for body art and then start negotiations. We'll talk about design and placement next time on the vHerf.

    Cool. We will both match votes and tattoos. This will be fun.

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Politics and money and love, such a game.

    Don't Make Promises
    Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

    It seems the songs we're singing
    Are all about tomorrow
    Tunes of promises you can't keep
    Every moment bringing
    A love I can only have borrow
    You're telling me lies in your sleep

    Do you think I'm not aware
    Of what you're saying
    Or why you're saying it?

    Is it hard to keep me where
    You want me staying?
    Don't go on betraying it

    Don't make promises you can't keep (don't make promises you can't keep)

    We had a chance to find it
    Our time was now or never
    You promised me things that I need
    But then all the things behind it
    Took away the chance forever
    You're telling me lies in your sleep

    Do you think I'm not aware
    Of what you are saying
    Or why you're saying it?

    Is it hard to keep me where
    You want me staying
    Don't go on betraying it

    Don't, no, no
    Don't make promises you can't keep (don't make promises you can't keep)
    Don't make promises you can't keep (don't make promises you can't keep)
    Hey, no, don't make promises you can't keep (don't make promises you can't keep)
    Don't you ever make those promises you can't keep (don't make promises you can't keep)
    No, no, don't make promises
    Written by: James Timothy Hardin

    Album: Woman, Woman

    Released: 1968

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,168 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I guess I voted today.


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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,168 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Before you **** just remember that I offered to sell you my vote or trade it for cigars or whatever. I live in a swing state. Nobody took me up on it, so I traded it to my wife for some favors.

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So Zen, a cosmic "whatever". :)

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,511 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Before you **** just remember that I offered to sell you my vote or trade it for cigars or whatever. I live in a swing state. Nobody took me up on it, so I traded it to my wife for some favors.

    Maybe she'll visit WI and I can trade her my vote for some favors too?

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,168 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    Before you **** just remember that I offered to sell you my vote or trade it for cigars or whatever. I live in a swing state. Nobody took me up on it, so I traded it to my wife for some favors.

    Maybe she'll visit WI and I can trade her my vote for some favors too?

    Depends on how close the race is in Wisconsin.

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,511 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I suppose I should fact-check this before posting. But where's the fun in that?

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    I guess I voted today.


    You make a good argument for restrictions on mail in ballots and requiring an ID to vote.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,490 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I guess I voted today.


    You make a good argument for restrictions on mail in ballots and requiring an ID to vote.

    I agree! But how will all those serving over seas vote? 🧐

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,746 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I guess I voted today.


    You make a good argument for restrictions on mail in ballots and requiring an ID to vote.

    I agree! But how will all those serving over seas vote? 🧐

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,168 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 19

    @peter4jc said:
    I suppose I should fact-check this before posting. But where's the fun in that?

    Top 5% of earners paid 65% of total tax. Just to be clear. I wonder what their piece of the earnings pie is in relation to that. Guessing it's higher than 65%? But I don't know.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,168 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 19

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I guess I voted today.


    You make a good argument for restrictions on mail in ballots and requiring an ID to vote.

    I would give that comment credence if half the population wasn't bellyaching about cheating in elections since Kennedy and before. I don't remember any internet or mail-In voting in 1960.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,168 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 19

    @Vision said:

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I guess I voted today.


    You make a good argument for restrictions on mail in ballots and requiring an ID to vote.

    I agree! But how will all those serving over seas vote? 🧐

    It's only in our recent history that absentee ballots were even counted 100% of the time. It used to be that if your state had 10,000 absentee ballots but all of the elections were won by more than 10,000 votes, then they would just throw the ballots away without counting them because the ballots wouldn't change the election results.

    How some would react to actually counting absentee ballots. They're filled out by hand. They're not computer tabulated. You can't get the final results one 2 or 3 minutes after the closing of the polls. I remember one of the parties or the other making a big snake about ballots being counted after the polling was over and a bunch of people handling a bunch of ballots.

    I don't know If they had any direct evidence of anything though 😂😂😂😂😂.

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision

    Restrictions not equal to elimination

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I remember one of the parties or the other making a big snake about ballots being counted after the polling was over and a bunch of people handling a bunch of ballots.

    I don't know If they had any direct evidence of anything though 😂😂😂😂😂.

    I thought there was a stink about counting ballots that weren't postmarked the day of the election or earlier

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,836 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just vote, let the machines sort it out.

    A little dirt never hurt
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