Home Non Cigar Related

Things I Hate

1177178180182183189

Comments

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,162 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You have to find a new battery company bro. Three batteries? You didn't try it before you drove back home?

    Disclaimer:  All trolling is provided for the sole entertainment purposes of the author only. Readers may find entertainment and hard core truths, but none are intended. Any resulting damaged feelings or arse chapping of the reader are the sole responsibility of the reader, to include, but not limited to: crying, anger, revenge pørn, and abandonment or deletion of ccom accounts. Offer void in Utah because Utah is terrible.
  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,573 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    You have to find a new battery company bro. Three batteries? You didn't try it before you drove back home?

    Say huh??🧐

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2023

    @Rdp77 said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    You have to find a new battery company bro. Three batteries? You didn't try it before you drove back home?

    Say huh??🧐

    The forum insentive glitch. Posted it three times.....

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wow, there was a whole lot of sh*t backed up that got released at 10:54am today.

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:
    Wow, there was a whole lot of sh*t backed up that got released at 10:54am today.

    I didn't note the time of day but, how did you know?

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:

    @TRayB said:
    Wow, there was a whole lot of sh*t backed up that got released at 10:54am today.

    I didn't note the time of day but, how did you know?

    @Bob_Luken , all of my duplicate posts, regardless of when I originally attempted to post them, show 10:45am today, which is apparently the time at which @TheCigarChick unstuck them by removing the inadvertent "possible spammer" flag from my account.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I hate excitedly opening an E-mail informing me that a certain cigar is in stock only to find that it's sold out. Damn, didn't even have them in stock yesterday, today they've come and gone. Sigh...

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,162 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2023

    Make waffles like @Wylaff does!

    Disclaimer:  All trolling is provided for the sole entertainment purposes of the author only. Readers may find entertainment and hard core truths, but none are intended. Any resulting damaged feelings or arse chapping of the reader are the sole responsibility of the reader, to include, but not limited to: crying, anger, revenge pørn, and abandonment or deletion of ccom accounts. Offer void in Utah because Utah is terrible.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,608 ✭✭✭✭✭

    When I don't have a good BM in the morning and it shows up later in the day.

    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,509 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    When I don't have a good BM in the morning and it shows up later in the day.

    I'll gladly take it whenever it decides to show up.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,608 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2023

    Too many meetings for random BMs.

    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,132 ✭✭✭✭✭

    .> @Yakster said:

    Too many meetings for random BMs.

    Just bring them with

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,608 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2023

    I'm usually presenting during the meetings.

    https://youtu.be/u97SG_yimAE

    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Having to get out of bed to piss.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I usually get a great BM, right after my morning smoke.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Crown Royal Apple.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    When I don't have a good BM in the morning and it shows up later in the day.

    Squishy fart? 🤣🤣😵‍💫

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:

    @Yakster said:
    When I don't have a good BM in the morning and it shows up later in the day.

    Squishy fart? 🤣🤣😵‍💫

    That's old guy talk there

    A little dirt never hurt
  • StubbleStubble Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @dirtdude said:

    @0patience said:

    @Yakster said:
    When I don't have a good BM in the morning and it shows up later in the day.

    Squishy fart? 🤣🤣😵‍💫

    That's old guy talk there

    Depends....

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:

    @dirtdude said:

    @0patience said:

    @Yakster said:
    When I don't have a good BM in the morning and it shows up later in the day.

    Squishy fart? 🤣🤣😵‍💫

    That's old guy talk there

    Depends....

    Depends on if you have goats.

    A little dirt never hurt
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yard work in an overgrown lot. Ten 55 gallon barrels loaded tight with bamboo. Next is 2+" of compacted leaves, dirt, bamboo and trash. Also some glass and an old queen-sized mattress. Hating life right now.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,858 ✭✭✭✭✭

    When you are hating, you're angry, when you're angry you work harder and the job gets done quicker so you can go home and have a beer. Win win. :p

Sign In or Register to comment.