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It seems that Americans today are offended by everything but sin.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
We're all on a buying freeze, in between purchases.
We're all on a buying freeze, until we're not.
After each purchase, we're all on a buying freeze.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis3 -
I'm on a three month buying freeze since I spent two or three months cigar budget in two weeks. Unless my Carillos come off back order.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis5 -
"Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it." -William Arthur Ward
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
In this day and age, common sense is so rare it qualifies as a superpower.
-Tom KnightonTrapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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If you can’t fix it with duct tape you’re not using enough duct tape
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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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@IndustMech said:
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.Abraham Lincoln
What if his tail identifies as a leg?
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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@webmost said:
@IndustMech said:
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.Abraham Lincoln
What if his tail identifies as a leg?
Cut it off.
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@webmost said:
@IndustMech said:
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.Abraham Lincoln
What if his tail identifies as a leg?
That's the point.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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@IndustMech said:
@webmost said:
@IndustMech said:
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.Abraham Lincoln
What if his tail identifies as a leg?
That's the point.
caudaphobe!
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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"Think about how dumb the average person is. Now realize half are dumber than that. " - George Carlin
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson1 -
With apologies to certain Brothers:
“We’re all thinking it but I’ll say it aloud:
Coffee tastes best when served by a pierced snowflake with no job prospects and student loans they’ll be paying until their tattooed boobs sag to the floor.
Now that I’ve said it you know it to be true. If a “barista” has neon hair, answers to Zer, and thinks socialist dinosaur Boomers like Bernie Sanders will fix “zer’s” problems, the brew is better. Coffee just isn’t the same when served by sane humans.”
Adaptive Curmudgeon (www.adaptivecurmudgeon.com)
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...7 -
I’m offended that there isn’t more offensive post to offend the offended. How offensive!
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@peter4jc said:
We're all on a buying freeze, in between purchases.We're all on a buying freeze, until we're not.
After each purchase, we're all on a buying freeze.
That reminds me, I am totally on a buying freeze
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I've been on several.
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@FIRERAT said:
"Think about how dumb the average person is. Now realize half are dumber than that. " - George CarlinThe average person also has one têsticle and one ovary. Maybe that's who is selling coffee to @Trykflyr_1
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
@VegasFrank said:
@FIRERAT said:
"Think about how dumb the average person is. Now realize half are dumber than that. " - George CarlinThe average person also has one têsticle and one ovary. Maybe that's who is selling coffee to @Trykflyr_1
Not everyone has three testicles? I need to have a conversation with my doctor.
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You're above average @Vision
I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.
@ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.1 -
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
Marcus Aurelius
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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So that's what metallica was singing.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Makes perfect sense after 3 whiskeys.
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...0 -
“The bad news is time flies. The good news is YOU’RE THE PILOT.”
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1 -
"The time spent wasting time is not wasted time if you enjoy it"
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@silvermouse said:
"The time spent wasting time is not wasted time if you enjoy it"Stealing
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