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  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Years ago, we (More like my daughters) had over twenty goats roaming around our property .......Now I'm not saying I know what a goats a$$ tastes like, but I sure wouldn't want to smoke some that smells like it.
    The worst smell that comes from a goat is when the bucks spray pee on their own beards to attract a doe. 

    I really can't say I've ever tried a stick and had to put it down because of the taste.....Now bad construction, I've lost a few.  
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I had forgotten about this thread.  I think I added something to it, long ago, but I've forgotten what.  I do  remember that I put the cigar in the compost bucket after about 2 minutes, brushed my teeth, rinsed with listerine, tried to smoke another cigar, and still had the nasty taste the next morning.  Couldn't speak to the goats-ass comparison, but it was truly awful.
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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The 2018 Las Calavaries was awful. Probably not as bad as licking a goats ass but close. 
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  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    The 2018 Las Calavaries was awful. Probably not as bad as licking a goats ass but close. 
    Maybe they need time? Would be sad if such a great blend historically was crap this year. 
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  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,235 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bump, maybe you guys can tell me what to avoid ... since it seems like there are soo many good sticks out there ...

  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @EgoBoundary said:
    Bump, maybe you guys can tell me what to avoid ... since it seems like there are soo many good sticks out there ...

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    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • VisionVision Posts: 8,464 ✭✭✭✭✭

    La Estrella Cubana was not good.

    It’s like getting news that starts with “You may want to sit down” awful.

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Baby carrots. Maybe I got that backwards @Stubble ??

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,992 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 said:
    Baby carrots. Maybe I got that backwards @Stubble ??

    Whatever it takes bro....

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,100 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dutch masters

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  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,827 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 said:
    Baby carrots. Maybe I got that backwards @Stubble ??

    I'm glad you said it Sherm...cuz I was sure thinking it.

    A little dirt never hurt
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wrapper: Ecuadorian Connecticut
    Binder: Sumatran
    Filler: Nicaraguan Jalapa, Dominican Piloto Cubano

    Schidt... I have all the ingredients of this on hand here. But. Wouldn't put them together like this. Indonesian leaves seldom play well with others. When they do, they win; but when not, they ruin. Ecuador, meanwhile, grows some nice shade... but not the CT... which tastes about like the color of it. No one has solved the prob of how to replace disappearing CT shade. Another fine American product killed by gummint regs.

    Meanwhile, someone with first hand experience of it please explain to me what goat's ass tastes like. TIA.

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,464 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m guessing lots of barnyard.... lots. Total guess. No experience

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wait for @Stubble's baby carrot pass.

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    Wait for @Stubble's baby carrot to pass.

    FIFY

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