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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Whom ever installed that floor did a **** job.

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Whom ever installed that floor did a **** job.

    I ain't saying s**t. (Ccom bite me or ban me, which ever you choose.)
    When I did the kitchen floor in my house, if it fits.............well, it fit.
    And that's all I got to say about that. LOL!

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    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Whom ever installed that floor did a **** job.

    Oh stop 😂. It's way better than what I would have done.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh, and that cat in the middle reminds me of a raw chicken lololol

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,464 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Whom ever installed that floor did a **** job.

    Bro…. Not cool

  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Whom ever installed that floor did a **** job.

    Bro…. Not cool

    Why, truth is truth.

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Got a chuckle out of a headline teaser that popped up:

    "CIA secretly met with Taliban leader in Kabul!"

    Really? Then why do you know about it? How secret is it?

    Of course, I'm sure there's an explanation, but it still struck me as funny.

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    @Patrickbrick said:

    @Vision said:

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Whom ever installed that floor did a **** job.

    Bro…. Not cool

    Why, truth is truth.

    One thing about this group, you probably know where you stand on any subject with anyone here.

    On the subject of the floor, I had my nephews help me to do my kitchen with similar flooring. I finally managed to get the concept of "vanishing point" through their heads, that when one stands in the doorway looking into the room the "boards" should be centered and in line with the corresponding point at the other end of the room. Thus, we do not just start at one side of the room and go to the other.

    However, I could not seem to get through to them that the grain on the various "boards" was designed to match ends, and that if they'd take a few seconds to match them up it would look SO much better when we were done.

    The end result looks something like the one we're seeing here. Disjointed, lacking flow. It looks amateur. I explained that to my nephews, too. "But we are amateurs" they said. Like that's an excuse, especially after I took at least 30 minutes explaining it to them. All they hear is Charlie Brown's teacher: "Wah-wa-wah-wa".

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Don’t mind me, I’m just an ****.

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Don’t mind me, I’m just an ****.

    Hey. We're all a**holes at one time or another. Some of us just are better at it then others. 😅🤣

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    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The floor is fine. Don't listen to them. If you do a whole floor, something is going to look disjointed somewhere. Better for it to be intentional. Avant-garde.

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  • CtheHamCtheHam Posts: 205 ✭✭✭✭

    I think the floor looks fine, but those magnets on the fridge are a different matter. They need straightened up. I mean they are all over the place with no organization at all. Get it together man!

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Jrflickster said:
    @TX98Z28 sphynx cats
    @Patrickbrick you worry about your own floors

    Don't pay no mind to the FIB's.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:

    @Jrflickster said:
    @TX98Z28 sphynx cats
    @Patrickbrick you worry about your own floors

    Don't pay no mind to the FIB's.

    Watch it, Buster 😉

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
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    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Them FIB's be worse then them Massholes somedays.

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,464 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My disagree……

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    @Patrickbrick said:
    Whom ever installed that floor did...

    Who ever, installed... >:)

    Whoever installed... >:)

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  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:

    @silvermouse said:
    @Patrickbrick said:
    Whom ever installed that floor did...

    Who ever, installed... >:)

    Whoever installed... >:)

    800-588-2300…….🤡

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Call Empire today!!!

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:

    @silvermouse said:
    @Patrickbrick said:
    Whom ever installed that floor did...

    Who ever, installed... >:)

    Whoever installed... >:)

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,528 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,117 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I feel I need to get one of these
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