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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,393 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2021

    The adoption of robots in religion is surprising. Is parenting next?

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,735 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What good are robot priests if they can't molest children?

    All hail the robot Jesus.

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,115 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My doc's office believes in meme news

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    Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,251 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2021

    @VegasFrank said:
    My doc's office believes in meme news

    Or maybe they're just trolling you. "Hey, first post this in room three, and then bring Albatross Attic Frank back to check his vitals".

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,550 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's for sure trolling. The way to tell is the little sign about the gloves, which I can promise you from here are not sterile, never were sterile. One does not put sterile gloves in an open container mounted to the wall. How would they remain sterile? Impossible.

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,115 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    It's for sure trolling. The way to tell is the little sign about the gloves, which I can promise you from here are not sterile, never were sterile. One does not put sterile gloves in an open container mounted to the wall. How would they remain sterile? Impossible.

    And you probably wouldn't mount your sterile glove container right below the biohazard waste box...

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Over 100,000 Americans died of drug overdoses as the pandemic spread nationwide, surpassing the toll of gun violence and car accidents combined.
    Wednesday, November 17, 2021 10:04 AM EST

    The rise in deaths was fueled by widespread use of fentanyl, a fast-acting drug that is 100 times more powerful than morphine.

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    CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In 1999, 19 year old Julius Jones was convicted of murder when Paul Scott Howell was shot and killed outside his home, and his SUV was stolen. Christopher Jordan was the self admitted getaway driver of the stolen SUV. Christopher Jordan claims that Julius Jones was with him, and shot Paul Scott Howell. A bandana with Jones' DNA was found with the murder weapon wrapped in it in the Jones family house's attic, after Jordan told the police where to look. Jordan was given a reduced sentence in exchange for testifying against Jones. He is now free.

    Jordan was released from prison years ago. He told a minimum of 3 inmates that he himself was the murderer, and that Jones had nothing to do with it. Jones claims he was home at the time with his family. His public defenders never asked for his family to testify about his alibi. His public defenders didn't call any witnesses of any kind. The Oklahoma parole board voted 3-1 in favor of granting him clemency. Jones was a scholar student in high school, and an engineering student at Oklahoma University at the time of his arrest 20 years ago. He will die tomorrow, via lethal injection, unless Oklahoma governor Kevin Stitt also grants clemency.

    Oklahoma is not a state where a politician can be seen as being soft on crime, it's a very bad look. We will find out tonight and tomorrow, is Kevin Stitt willing to kill an innocent man in order to maintain his image?

    https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2021/11/17/julius-jones-execution-live-updates-okc/8645757002/

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    StubbleStubble Posts: 8,330 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,115 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CalvinAndHobo said:
    In 1999, 19 year old Julius Jones was convicted of murder when Paul Scott Howell was shot and killed outside his home, and his SUV was stolen. Christopher Jordan was the self admitted getaway driver of the stolen SUV. Christopher Jordan claims that Julius Jones was with him, and shot Paul Scott Howell. A bandana with Jones' DNA was found with the murder weapon wrapped in it in the Jones family house's attic, after Jordan told the police where to look. Jordan was given a reduced sentence in exchange for testifying against Jones. He is now free.

    Jordan was released from prison years ago. He told a minimum of 3 inmates that he himself was the murderer, and that Jones had nothing to do with it. Jones claims he was home at the time with his family. His public defenders never asked for his family to testify about his alibi. His public defenders didn't call any witnesses of any kind. The Oklahoma parole board voted 3-1 in favor of granting him clemency. Jones was a scholar student in high school, and an engineering student at Oklahoma University at the time of his arrest 20 years ago. He will die tomorrow, via lethal injection, unless Oklahoma governor Kevin Stitt also grants clemency.

    Oklahoma is not a state where a politician can be seen as being soft on crime, it's a very bad look. We will find out tonight and tomorrow, is Kevin Stitt willing to kill an innocent man in order to maintain his image?

    https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2021/11/17/julius-jones-execution-live-updates-okc/8645757002/

    Well that doesn't sound like the overwhelming evidence that everyone says it was.

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,710 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,393 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Frog DNA? Didn't Jurassic Park teach these scientists anything?

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Jurassic Park probably gave the grantmeisters at DARPA the idea.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,735 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This'll be the death of us all.

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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If anything goes wrong it will only be because some gal in Wuhan ate a bat that got bit by a pangolin.

    Nothing to see here.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

    looks like it refuses to end:
    Cyber Week Continues! Free Crescent 150 Pc. Tool Set or Thermos!

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    webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

    another parent ultimately responsible for his kid going postal at school, how hard is it to secure your new pistol from your kid?

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/01/us/oxford-high-school-shooting-what-we-know/index.html

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    d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2021

    Alec Baldwin is now denying he pulled the trigger during the on set shooting, in an ABC interview.
    If the gun was a single action revolver is he saying he cocked it but had an accidental discharge?

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,735 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Negligent all the way.

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The social covenant has shattered

    Leonard Pitts

    Columnist Why would they do this?

    That question rises inevitably from a new wave of so-called flash-mob robberies, thieves by the dozens invading retail stores to simply take what they want. It’s happened in California, Illinois, Minnesota and Maryland. Retailers ranging from Nordstrom to 7-Eleven have been hit.

    For some, the search for answers will be an invitation to uncork pet theories about poverty, permissiveness or punishment. But none of those things is unique to this era.

    Think about it: This model for robbery has always been available to enterprising thieves. It’s simple math. What can one or two security guards do if 60 people decide to just walk in and loot the place? Granted, advances in communications technology make that easier to organize now than it once would have been, but still, a crime wave like this theoretically could have happened in 1985 or 2002. It makes sense to wonder why it didn’t. What is it about this particular era that has inspired this particular trend?

    Here, then, is another pet theory: The social covenant has shattered.

    Meaning the thousand unspoken understandings by which a society functions, the agreements to which we all sign on without a word being spoken. Some are encoded in law, others just encoded in us. Either way, they are rules – 'norms' might be a better word – people usually obey even when they could get away without doing so.

    You don’t stand facing the back wall of an elevator. In heavy traffic, you take turns merging. You stop at the red light even when the street is deserted. And, oh yes, you don’t join a mob to ransack a store.

    While there is almost certainly some hardcore criminality leading this crime wave, one suspects that many of its foot soldiers are people with little in the way of serious police records. How much do you want to bet most of them will turn out to be ordinary, workaday folk who got the word there was free stuff to be had, and all you had to do was take it, like some giddy holiday from social norms?

    Where would they have gotten the idea such a holiday was even possible? Surely the opportunistic looting that marred last year’s largely peaceful protests for racial justice helped influence them. But that’s hardly the only – or, arguably, even the most corrosive – transgression of social norms we’ve seen in recent years.

    To the contrary, we’ve seen police and other authority figures exempt themselves from mask and vaccine mandates – and dare mayors and governors to do anything about it. We’ve seen ex-public officials thumb their noses at congressional subpoenas. We’ve seen a seditionist mob breach the U.S. Capitol and be lionized for it by certain members of Congress and the media. And we’ve seen a president who delighted in shattering norms, refusing to provide his tax returns, flouting the emoluments clause of the Constitution, openly politicking on government property . . . the list goes on. And on.

    Worst of all, we’ve seen little in the way of accountability for any of it. So the question isn’t how ordinary people could have gotten the idea a holiday from social norms was possible, but how could they have not? Everywhere you look, someone else is seceding from the covenants that make it possible for civil society to function. Which makes these smash-and-grab robberies seem less a mystery and more just another troubling reflection of our times.

    Why would people do this?

    Heck, why would they not?

    Contact Leonard Pitts Jr. at lpittsmiamiherald.com.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,550 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I noticed, while listening to the morning news ramble, that our media has finally been surprised to learn that China seems to be ramping up for a global conflict. Which is news that some of us have been casually observing and commenting on for several years now.

    Nice to see the media catching up on an important story, instead of the usual drivel about bathroom use and the possible abridgement of certain persons rights to choose how they gain intimate pleasure. Or, focusing on every faux pas committed by whichever octogenarian we've most recently elected King and therefore responsible for all wrongs committed within the last 200 years.

    Hmm. Somehow doesn't seem as important as global nuclear conflict, to me, but it certainly gets a lot of press.

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVvCb-o4Wx4

    A restaurant is facing backlash after they said their staff refused to serve three San Francisco police officers because their weapons made them “uncomfortable.” Sergio Quintana reports.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,550 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVvCb-o4Wx4

    A restaurant is facing backlash after they said their staff refused to serve three San Francisco police officers because their weapons made them “uncomfortable.” Sergio Quintana reports.

    One WTF from me, because wtf? What the hell is wrong with these little weenies? For goodness sake. "Please protect me, but not if you have to use force to do it. "

    Make me sick, freaking wussies.

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,393 ✭✭✭✭✭

    WTF from me too for the same reason.

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