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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,712 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 20

    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,860 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

    But every shot he fires hits someone

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,712 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 20

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

    But every shot he fires hits someone

    Okay, $11M.

    KIDDING, jeez....> @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

    But every shot he fires hits someone

    I got a better one....

    At a trump rally? Okay $9M.

    😆

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,860 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

    But every shot he fires hits someone

    Okay, $11M.

    KIDDING, jeez....

    Now I know what it's like to argue with Joy Reid.🙂

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,860 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

    But every shot he fires hits someone

    Okay, $11M.

    KIDDING, jeez....> @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

    But every shot he fires hits someone

    I got a better one....

    At a trump rally? Okay $9M.

    😆

    Harsh

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,712 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

    But every shot he fires hits someone

    Okay, $11M.

    KIDDING, jeez....> @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

    But every shot he fires hits someone

    I got a better one....

    At a trump rally? Okay $9M.

    😆

    Harsh

    Jeez it was a JOKE!

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  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I kind of wonder if the lone gunman actually got a shot off.

    A little dirt never hurt
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Did anyone check the grassy knoll?

    A little dirt never hurt
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There were observers on the ground that saw snipers on the 2nd floor behind the sacrificial lamb that's taking the heat as a lone gunman. From that 2nd floor they would have had a clear view of the lone gunman and also a clear view of the former president.can anyone not from the FBI definitely say where the shots came from?

    A little dirt never hurt
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,527 ✭✭✭✭✭

    One in Three Biden Supporters Think Trump Shooting Might Have Been Staged

    https://www.newsweek.com/trump-shooting-assassination-conspiracy-theory-staged-biden-poll-1925723
    One third of those who support Joe Biden said they believe the attack may have been staged and had never been intended to kill the former president.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:

    One in Three Biden Supporters Think Trump Shooting Might Have Been Staged

    https://www.newsweek.com/trump-shooting-assassination-conspiracy-theory-staged-biden-poll-1925723
    One third of those who support Joe Biden said they believe the attack may have been staged and had never been intended to kill the former president.

    Believe it or not, I've heard this nonsense from people I know.

    My reaction: Yeah, right. How's that work? DT says "OK guys, one of you blow my ear off and whack a voter behind me. Assuming nothing goes wrong, people will flock to my campaign. What could go wrong?"

    Maybe we shouldn't have removed critical thinking from the curriculum in our public schools? The Dumbing Down of America that took place once the shock of WW2 wore off.

    Just my opinion. I didn't check with Tik Tok or instagram, so, probably meaningless to today's generation.

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  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ran across this after I made my ridiculous conspiracy theory about a second shooter. The shots do sound different.

    https://youtu.be/P6hTbo6IKSI

    A little dirt never hurt
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭✭✭

    How many shell casings did the FBI say they found on the roof next to the shooter or on the ground under the drip line from that roof?
    I'm sure they said but I must have missed it.

    A little dirt never hurt
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @dirtdude said:
    How many shell casings did the FBI say they found on the roof next to the shooter or on the ground under the drip line from that roof?
    I'm sure they said but I must have missed it.

    Seems like I heard "7" somewhere, but not sure

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  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,761 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    I'd let that kid take that same shot at me under the same conditions (just scampered up a building, full of adrenaline, trying to hide, knowing counter snipers are bearing down on him, peering over a ridge, hurried his shot) for a guaranteed $10M to me and/or my family. I think you could a given that kid a bucket of bullets and he kills me maybe 4 times.

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,712 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:

    One in Three Biden Supporters Think Trump Shooting Might Have Been Staged

    https://www.newsweek.com/trump-shooting-assassination-conspiracy-theory-staged-biden-poll-1925723
    One third of those who support Joe Biden said they believe the attack may have been staged and had never been intended to kill the former president.

    One in One Trump Supporters Think Trump Shooting Might Have Been Staged

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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,527 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 22

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Bob_Luken said:

    One in Three Biden Supporters Think Trump Shooting Might Have Been Staged

    https://www.newsweek.com/trump-shooting-assassination-conspiracy-theory-staged-biden-poll-1925723
    One third of those who support Joe Biden said they believe the attack may have been staged and had never been intended to kill the former president.

    One in One Trump Supporters Think Trump Shooting Might Have Been Staged

    No. Staged and rigged are two different things.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,712 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The funniest part about that ↑ post is the 2 agrees 😂

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,235 ✭✭✭✭✭

    16oz is still one pound! If you know..... you know

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,761 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,925 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wish the whole cabinet would.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,393 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://thehill.com/homenews/4788190-local-officers-left-post-trump-shooting/

    After identifying Crooks as a suspicious person, the two officers, situated on the second story of the building located right next to the building Crooks eventually shot from, left their post to search for Crooks on the ground.

    Col. Christopher L. Paris, PSP’s commissioner, said he was informed the two officers “were searching alongside other local officers in the immediacy after Crooks had been identified as a suspicious person.”

    “Are you then saying from your knowledge that those ESU officers left the location where they could look out the window in search of this person?” Rep. Dan Bishop (R-N.C.) asked Paris.

    “Yes, that is my understanding,” Paris responded.


    A local police officer did approach Crooks on the roof, after being hoisted up by another officer — but then dropped back onto the ground after Crooks leveled a rifle at him, according to Paris and other officials.

    Paris on Tuesday estimated that encounter occurred 2-3 minutes before Crooks fired at Trump, but said he did not know what communications occurred with the Secret Service during that interim time.

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,391 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The US Capitol has been illegally occupied for two days now.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Since the capitol is owned by "the people", how is it illegally occupied?

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,391 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Well, technically so is Ft. Knox and the Federal Reserve. Try to occupy them and see how it goes.

    Not my wtf by the way, but you did kinda miss my point.

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,761 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I hope they are careful not to disrupt an official proceeding.

    A little dirt never hurt
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,393 ✭✭✭✭✭

    And now may I present the dumbing down of the internet

    AI trained on AI garbage spits out AI garbage
    What’s new: AI models work by training on huge swaths of data from the internet. But as AI is increasingly being used to pump out web pages filled with junk content, that process is in danger of being undermined. New research shows that the quality of the model’s output gradually degrades when AI trains on AI-generated data. As subsequent models produce output that is then used as training data for future models, the effect gets worse.

    Why it matters: This research may have serious implications for the largest AI models of today, because they use the internet as their database. And the problem is likely to get worse as an increasing number of AI-generated junk websites start cluttering up the internet.

    https://www.technologyreview.com/2024/07/24/1095263/ai-that-feeds-on-a-diet-of-ai-garbage-ends-up-spitting-out-nonsense/

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Reminds me of the clones of clones of clones of clones episode of Rick and morty.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

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