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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    lol

    POLITICS
    RFK Jr. admits putting dead bear cub and old bicycle in New York City's Central Park nearly 10 years ago

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-admits-dead-bear-cub-old-bicycle-central-park-10-years-ago/

    Hmm, sense of humor? Haven't seen that from the other candidates yet.

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  • Al_K_LloydAl_K_Lloyd Posts: 48 ✭✭

    @dirtdude said:

    … held open by Capitol Police,

    This is new to me and startling. I would appreciate a link to that part of the story (not in a Murdoch publication.)

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,473 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Al_K_Lloyd said:

    @dirtdude said:

    … held open by Capitol Police,

    This is new to me and startling. I would appreciate a link to that part of the story (not in a Murdoch publication.)

    Hey! I'm the one who asks the questions like that then gets ripped for 3-4 days for asking! There will be no independent thought around here bub. It's not healthy for any one of us!

    I'm being funny! A little ribbing if you will. A good ol fashioned elbow nudging..... but I'm not being serious......

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,120 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 6

    @Al_K_Lloyd said:

    @dirtdude said:

    … held open by Capitol Police,

    This is new to me and startling. I would appreciate a link to that part of the story (not in a Murdoch publication.)

    Have I said that I like the new guy yet?

    I'd like to see a documented and confirmed case of somebody walking through the capitol through a door that was held open by Capitol. Police inviting those people to come in, and then those people subsequently got imprisoned for trespass, not for doing crazy **** inside the building.

    This new source to be from something other than Infowars, Fox News, the guardian, the national review, The daily Mail, newsmax, Town Hall, daily wire, the examiner, OAN, or the New York Post. Let's throw in the Babylon bee just for good measure, and obviously the truth social clause applies here.

    The reason I say is because if a cop invited some rando into the Capitol building, there's no way that those people who the cop invited in could possibly do time. It is not a trespass. If you were invited. That is the easiest kick of a case for a first week public defender that I never saw.

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  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,970 ✭✭✭✭✭

    www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/71-year-old-grandma-convicted-on-all-charges-by-dc-jury-after-praying-in-capitol-on-jan-

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The government has shown itself to be thoroughly corrupt.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,473 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @d_blades said:
    www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/71-year-old-grandma-convicted-on-all-charges-by-dc-jury-after-praying-in-capitol-on-jan-

    https://gazette.com/news/courts/rebecca-lavrenz-jan-6-conviction/article_bbe521a6-5014-11ef-8ddb-9b6bd03ff846.amp.html

    Latest news.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,120 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @d_blades said:
    www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/71-year-old-grandma-convicted-on-all-charges-by-dc-jury-after-praying-in-capitol-on-jan-

    Wow thanks....I wonder what "beckoned" means

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  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,828 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 7

    Well, there's a couple more media outlets you can put on your banned list. I saw video of her walking through the door with a policeman holding it open.

    Edit: you might be able to put msn.com back on your list as when I tried to follow Dave's link it is no longer available.

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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,717 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 8

    Big tech pretends to be unaware that Trump was nearly assassinated less than a month ago. I typed into my search "attempted assassination of". It would appear that they would rather I not be searching for info on the recent and highly topical Trump assassination attempt. But instead, they spuriously presume that I'm searching for info on an attempted assassination of George W Bush.

    Next, I add the first letter of his first name capitalized.

    Next letter

    Next letter, and they reluctantly give in.

    _Microsoft Bing, commonly referred to as Bing, is a search engine owned and operated by Microsoft. _

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  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,970 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Google is very busy scrubbing the internet of misinformation.

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,932 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
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    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,717 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 8

    @IndustMech said:

    I heard that google got in trouble for that exact thing so maybe they corrected it after they got exposed for it. I think my search was using bing tonight just before I posted it.
    _Microsoft Bing, commonly referred to as Bing, is a search engine owned and operated by Microsoft. _

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 8

    This is CNN:

    First mention of Trump result 41 and had to do with him verbally attacking a GOP gov.

    Result 57 John Hinckleys reaction...

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,932 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^ Nevermind the CNN browser default searches by date when I switched to Relevancy it was all Trump.

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 8


    One of my nephews sent me this last week. I thought there was just an information lag of some kind, he was convinced that it's media conspiracy. Starting to lean towards his view of this.

    How long do we allow the tail to wag the dog?

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  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    My students in ENG-098 once told me that the only thing anyone used bing for was to type "google"

    Bing is for p*rn...

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,824 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 8



    All safe search off. No filtering. No targeted search results.

    Added... could it be that assass Trump are just three words with the same meaning?

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 8

    @Vision In the first search, you got a lot of suggestions referencing Assassins Creed.

    Everyone browser suggestions might be affected by your browsing history.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
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    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Pete must be a gamer.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 8

    @IndustMech said:
    @Vision In the first search, you got a lot of suggestions referencing Assassins Creed.

    Everyone browser suggestions might be affected by your browsing history.

    Never played it. The nice thing is my OCD makes me clear out my history every few weeks or so. I have not done a search of any games nor Trump since my last clear.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 8

    @Vision said:

    @IndustMech said:
    @Vision In the first search, you got a lot of suggestions referencing Assassins Creed.

    Everyone browser suggestions might be affected by your browsing history.

    Never played it. The nice thing is my OCD makes me clear out my history every few weeks or so. I have not done a search of any games nor Trump since my last clear.

    Cleared Data and still same. I'm on 5G and not on my home network.


  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You can't deny it, Pete. Google says so.

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,481 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @vision Google knows you're a Democrat so it feeds you differently than @ShawnOL.

    LOL

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,473 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    @vision Google knows you're a Democrat so it feeds you differently than @ShawnOL.

    LOL

    Ahhh....untrue. Google knows there is no D next to my name.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,932 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @IndustMech said:
    @Vision In the first search, you got a lot of suggestions referencing Assassins Creed.

    Everyone browser suggestions might be affected by your browsing history.

    Never played it. The nice thing is my OCD makes me clear out my history every few weeks or so. I have not done a search of any games nor Trump since my last clear.

    You only clear the history on your computer. It's saved elsewhere...

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

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