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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,812 ✭✭✭✭✭
    cbsaustin.com/news/offbeat/cameron-county-worker-accused-of-stealing-12-million-worth-of-fajitas-over-9-years
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,812 ✭✭✭✭✭
    cbsaustin.com/news/offbeat/cameron-county-worker-accused-of-stealing-12-million-worth-of-fajitas-over-9-years
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    cbsaustin.com/news/offbeat/cameron-county-worker-accused-of-stealing-12-million-worth-of-fajitas-over-9-years
    Local radio station had a field day with this story when a while back. They have a segment called “It happened in Florida” where they give you 3 news stories and you have pick which one happen in Florida 
  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadman said:
    Wonder if they'll build a wall. ROFL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Looks like the State of Jefferson will be part of New California.
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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,812 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The Who Lyrics

    "Won't Get Fooled Again"

    We'll be fighting in the streets
    With our children at our feet
    And the morals that they worship will be gone
    And the men who spurred us on
    Sit in judgement of all wrong
    They decide and the shotgun sings the song

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again

    The change, it had to come
    We knew it all along
    We were liberated from the fold, that's all
    And the world looks just the same
    And history ain't changed
    'Cause the banners, they are flown in the last war

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again
    No, no!

    I'll move myself and my family aside
    If we happen to be left half alive
    I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
    Oh I know that the hypnotized never lie
    Do ya?

    There's nothing in the streets
    Looks any different to me
    And the slogans are replaced, by the bye
    And a parting on the left
    Is now a parting on the right
    And the beards have all grown longer overnight

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again
    Don't get fooled again
    No, no!

    Meet the new boss
    Same as the old boss

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadman said:
    Greaaaat...the girl and I were planning to go out for sushi this weekend. 
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Markwell said:
    deadman said:
    Greaaaat...the girl and I were planning to go out for sushi this weekend. 
     :D Don't get the salmon.
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Never understood sushi.
    I spent years on fishing vessels and never, ever gave any consideration to trying raw fish. Makes no sense.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ahem, uh, not all sushi contains raw fish. For the benefit of those who are unaware of this, I suggest looking into it. Google it. Do a little research. There are probably a jillion varieties of sushi - most of which are quite safe. 

    Just FYI......   B)
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Did not know that.
    I still say yuk. LOL!
    Right up there with Broccoli, spinach, brusselsprouts, sprouts, cauliflower and most other rabbit food. 
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @0patience I challenge you to try the rainbow roll before making a final decision. It's pretty dang awesome. Spicy tuna is also quite good. Pair it with some spicy BBQ pork fried rice and saki. 
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Markwell said:
    @0patience I challenge you to try the rainbow roll before making a final decision. It's pretty dang awesome. Spicy tuna is also quite good. Pair it with some spicy BBQ pork fried rice and saki. 
    Uh yeah, we don't try rainbow anything, unless it's trout.

    Spicy tuna does sound good though.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2018
    0patience said:

    Uh yeah, we don't try rainbow anything, unless it's trout. 
    Spicy tuna does sound good though.


    Lol Tony....it is trout!!! Care to make a gentleman's wager? A forum fiver says there's a sushi out there you'll like. If I'm wrong I'll not only bomb you, but I'll hit another unsuspecting target. Anybody else want in on this?
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Are these cooked fish?
    I don't do raw fish. Ever. I've seen what fish go through in the commercial industry and most the time I know where my cooked fish is coming from. ;)

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hang on...I'll pm ya before this gets launched prematurely 
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If it isn't deep cold water ocean caught don't eat it. Too many new "smart" sushi bars could care less where the fish comes from. And suppliers have been fined so many times for lying about what they supply. Remember Lake Tahoe and the trout "sushi" that made so many people sick?
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bait is great.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,826 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Man has made fire for many years, just cook the sh^+ and ya don't have to worry about it
    A little dirt never hurt
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cue up the theme from the Twilight Zone. 
    Footage Of Mysterious Beam Weapon Hitting Michigan Goes VIRAL

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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