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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,711 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have peed in the ocean with no regard for the problem of rising sea levels. Sorry. :(
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
    I have peed in the ocean with no regard for the problem of rising sea levels. Sorry. :(
    In that case you are qualified to be a congressman and serve on the science committee.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2018
    https://youtu.be/ICqX0c5W1N0

    Next time, let the gal use your bathroom.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    meh, just a volcano:
    Sean Bezecny 46 of Houston Texas poses for a photo as ash erupts from the Halemaumau Crater near the community of Volcano
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    meh, just a volcano:
    Sean Bezecny 46 of Houston Texas poses for a photo as ash erupts from the Halemaumau Crater near the community of Volcano
    Hey I have two sisters live in Pahoa... Just heard from one of them for the first time since Pele blew.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    hope you know my comment was sarcasm, @webmost.
  • TrishTrish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dang @silvermouse we can't take you ANYWHERE!!! LOL
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    One of my nieces lived there until about 2 years ago, showed me a news clip today shot from the front porch of a friend of hers.  Scary stuff.
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “In one case a researcher misused National Science Foundation-funded supercomputers to mine $8,000–$10,000 worth of Bitcoin … costing the university $150,000.”
    Economist Alex de Vries explores the electricity costs of Bitcoin mining. (Joule)
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    $10,000 USD is 1.2 bitcoin presently.  
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  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Can ya spare a half a dozen bitcoin, heard @Bigshizza was planning a sale.
    A little dirt never hurt
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    $10,000 USD is 1.2 bitcoin presently.  
    And here I know a guy who spent $600 on 4 bitcoins years ago and I thought he was stupid.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah, as long as no one pilfered his Bitcoin wallet.
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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    wonder who's going to be paying for this, regardless of whether dems or repubs are running the show;

    "The fiscal outlook for the U.S. "is not good," according to Goldman Sachs, and "lawmakers might hesitate to approve fiscal stimulus in the next downturn." The bank expects the federal deficit to increase from $825B (or 4.1% of GDP) to $1.25T (5.5% of GDP) by 2021, and by 2028, it forecasts the number to balloon to $2.05T (7% of GDP)."
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2018
    wonder who's going to be paying for this, regardless of whether dems or repubs are running the show;

    "The fiscal outlook for the U.S. "is not good," according to Goldman Sachs, and "lawmakers might hesitate to approve fiscal stimulus in the next downturn." The bank expects the federal deficit to increase from $825B (or 4.1% of GDP) to $1.25T (5.5% of GDP) by 2021, and by 2028, it forecasts the number to balloon to $2.05T (7% of GDP)."
    I can guarantee it won't be the CEO's making 500 million $/yr.  Most likely they'll just rob Social Security and take the food out of the mouths of people who worked and payed for those 500 million dollar salaries.
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Heard talk that two baseball free agents are soon apt to each land contracts well north of 400 mil.


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2018
    webmost said:
    Heard talk that two baseball free agents are soon apt to each land contracts well north of 400 mil.


    Wonder what Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, and Joe DiMaggio would think?

    suddenly I'm hearing Boz Skaggs, "I been in the right place, but it must have been the wrong time..."
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Babe Ruth made $785,000......For all the 19 years he played.
    Jackie Robinson made $400 an month back in 1945
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    https://nypost.com/2018/05/22/parents-sue-deadbeat-son-to-get-out-of-their-house/

    "Three more notes were sent over the course of six weeks — with one even offering Michael $1,100 “so you can find a place to stay” and another suggesting options to either fix or get rid of his broken car.

    “There are jobs available even for those with a poor work history like you,” one of the notes reads. “Get one — you have to work!”

    But Michael, who’s lived at his parents’ for the past eight years, has refused to pack up and leave — prompting his mom to file the official eviction proceeding May 7.

    The stubborn son, who is acting as his own lawyer, is now fighting to have his mom’s suit tossed, claiming his parents are legally required to give him six months’ notice to leave, according to his filing.

    He also claims he’s “never been expected to contribute to household expenses, or assisted with chores and the maintenance of the premises.”

    "
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭




    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2018
    webmost said:




    Who's Rob Rousseau?

    Well, as long as he's pimping his daughter to MS-13, perhaps one of them will make him his beach as well.
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    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm not saying this is ok, but I understand. 

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ That's outstanding! ^

    Meanwhile, from Stilton's Place:


    Some stories are just too dumb for us to ignore. As a case in point, West Hollywood just presented their "Key to the City" to porn actress Stormy Daniels for her great community service in **** married men and violating non-disclosure agreements.

    Of course, that's not what they said she was being honored for. Rather, it was for her tremendous leadership in the "resist" movement (even though she didn't "resist" and never has unless she was worried that the check wouldn't clear) and for "speaking truth to power," which makes us wonder what the hell "truth" they're talking about. This is hardly a Wikileaks type situation, although Ms. Daniels should get full credit for kicking off the new phenomenon of Dikileaks.

    We'd say more, but we have a sudden urge to go register a new domain name.



    Meanwhile in Boston, Joel Martinez, a Salvadoran illegal alien, told the court “I stabbed the culero three times” when admitting he killed a 15 year old boy as part of his MS-13 initiation. Martinez admission bought him a 40 year max sentence followed by deportation, depending who is president at the time. But none of that is the part you can't make up. Here's the part you can't make up: Joel's gang nickname is Animal


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "LA's people walker is beating loneliness, one step at a time" May 27, 2018 https://phys.org/news/2018-05-la-people-walker-loneliness.html
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