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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Silvermouse, you may have come up with the all-time winner right there.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • TX98Z28TX98Z28 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    ^ That's outstanding! ^

    Meanwhile, from Stilton's Place:


    Some stories are just too dumb for us to ignore. As a case in point, West Hollywood just presented their "Key to the City" to porn actress Stormy Daniels for her great community service in **** married men and violating non-disclosure agreements.

    Of course, that's not what they said she was being honored for. Rather, it was for her tremendous leadership in the "resist" movement (even though she didn't "resist" and never has unless she was worried that the check wouldn't clear) and for "speaking truth to power," which makes us wonder what the hell "truth" they're talking about. This is hardly a Wikileaks type situation, although Ms. Daniels should get full credit for kicking off the new phenomenon of Dikileaks.

    We'd say more, but we have a sudden urge to go register a new domain name.



    Meanwhile in Boston, Joel Martinez, a Salvadoran illegal alien, told the court “I stabbed the culero three times” when admitting he killed a 15 year old boy as part of his MS-13 initiation. Martinez admission bought him a 40 year max sentence followed by deportation, depending who is president at the time. But none of that is the part you can't make up. Here's the part you can't make up: Joel's gang nickname is Animal


    These MS-13 scum are just pathetic! Clearly zero regard for any life. The true scary $hit is I’ve seen at least two MS-13 members at the run down gas station I buy my lotto tickets from.... hey I get good numbers from there. I have personally looked into the eyes of one of these tatted up MS fools, guy was staring at me in the other line....clearly wasn’t smart on my part but I’m not a coward, they feed off fear, he was testing me. I turned my head he turned his and went about my business. Simple truth is that guy could have decided to kill me right then and there just for looking at him wrong... 
    BTW that gas stations been robbed numerous times in the last 5 years...never used to be this way 10 years ago, another reason we need to BUILD THE WALL!
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  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I believe I heard a voice from above saying I needed a new motorcycle!
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    YankeeMan said:
    I believe I heard a voice from above saying I needed a new motorcycle!
    I have two for sale: a 2000 Moto Guzzi Jackal and my fave bike in the world, a 2007 Kawasaki KLR650




    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    California bans travel to another state based on its 'discriminatory' LGBT adoption law


    So it is banning state funded and state sponsored travel to Oklahoma.
    What's next, a full on ban to everywhere?


    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,511 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:

    California bans travel to another state based on its 'discriminatory' LGBT adoption law


    So it is banning state funded and state sponsored travel to Oklahoma.
    What's next, a full on ban to everywhere?


    South Dakota was on their list months ago. I can assure you, no one here cares.
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wish Oregon was.
    But Oregon follows Californication, probably cause half of the state are transplants.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wish they would ban Cape Cod, too. Tourist season is about to hit, hard. 
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I wonder if the irony ever occurs to Californians?  In the mid 20th century it was considered the mecca of non-conformists and tolerance.  Since that time it has become the most polarizing, uptight, over-reaching authoritarian regime in these once United States. 
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I wonder if the irony ever occurs to Californians?  In the mid 20th century it was considered the mecca of non-conformists and tolerance.  Since that time it has become the most polarizing, uptight, over-reaching authoritarian regime in these once United States. 
    Intolerance in the name of tolerance is the oddest sort of bigotry.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    there's something beautiful about working on a farm, growing and harvesting food for others. It's a great introduction to work-life for young folk. Not so much any more.

    strawberry-picking robots
    https://www.bbc.com/news/business-43816207

  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    there's something beautiful about working on a farm, growing and harvesting food for others. It's a great introduction to work-life for young folk. Not so much any more.

    strawberry-picking robots
    https://www.bbc.com/news/business-43816207

    When I was young, about 13, we'd get on a bus and it would drive us about 100 miles to the Valley and we'd pick strawberries. We could make $15-30 if you worked hard and fast. At a time when minimum wage was $2.10, it wasn't bad for a young kid to make. 

    Although, that would never happen today, cause I guess you can no longer hire kids to do manual labor.



    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2018
    I see in the news today that the Miss America competition is dropping the swimsuit portion of the... competition.  (NOT pageant)  

    Apparently, women hate to be looked at.  

    After all the fashion, jewelry, make-up, make-overs, shoes, matching bags, hats, lingerie, and sparkly things in general, I guess I'd been misled by misogynists to believe that women liked appearing attractive.

    Who knew?

    :o
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    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • TX98Z28TX98Z28 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
    Another reason not to use and abuse LSD...
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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    The reason my mother had no obituary.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Husband stops wife's stabbing attack by squirting ketchup on knife-wielding woman, police say

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/06/husband-stops-wifes-stabbing-attack-by-squirting-ketchup-on-knife-wielding-woman-police-say.html
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,711 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Husband stops wife's stabbing attack by squirting ketchup on knife-wielding woman, police say

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/06/husband-stops-wifes-stabbing-attack-by-squirting-ketchup-on-knife-wielding-woman-police-say.html
    Stabbed her neighbor repeatedly with a steak knife. She was released on $20,500 bond. Say What? RELEASED?

    BUILD A BIGGER JAIL!!!

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    smartphone users will be needing these more and more as they become cobots to the machine:

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/your-next-robot-encounter-dinner-drinks-and-a-massage-1528542000?mod=e2fb
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
    jd50ae said:
    Husband stops wife's stabbing attack by squirting ketchup on knife-wielding woman, police say

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/06/husband-stops-wifes-stabbing-attack-by-squirting-ketchup-on-knife-wielding-woman-police-say.html
    Stabbed her neighbor repeatedly with a steak knife. She was released on $20,500 bond. Say What? RELEASED?

    BUILD A BIGGER JAIL!!!

    No room at the inn.  Gotta keep all those 16 year old clockers locked up for life for selling a gram of crack to the mayors kid on graduation night.
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
    jd50ae said:
    Husband stops wife's stabbing attack by squirting ketchup on knife-wielding woman, police say

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/06/husband-stops-wifes-stabbing-attack-by-squirting-ketchup-on-knife-wielding-woman-police-say.html
    Stabbed her neighbor repeatedly with a steak knife. She was released on $20,500 bond. Say What? RELEASED?

    BUILD A BIGGER JAIL!!!
    No room at the inn.  Gotta keep all those 16 year old clockers locked up for life for selling a gram of crack to the mayors kid on graduation night.
    My personal humble opinion is that I don't care who you are, if you sell crack (and a few other drugs) you belong in prison, no matter your age.
    But the laws that put so many people behind bars for pot are the laws I think need changing. Medical use (I am a believer) should be made legal nationwide as soon as possible.
    Recreational use will follow suit. B&M, regulated and taxed, it will happen. And with that is a golden opportunity to follow the product all the way back to the source. If it ain't grown here you can't sell it here.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Something like this, huh?



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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Bob_Luken said:
    jd50ae said:
    Husband stops wife's stabbing attack by squirting ketchup on knife-wielding woman, police say

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/06/husband-stops-wifes-stabbing-attack-by-squirting-ketchup-on-knife-wielding-woman-police-say.html
    Stabbed her neighbor repeatedly with a steak knife. She was released on $20,500 bond. Say What? RELEASED?

    BUILD A BIGGER JAIL!!!
    No room at the inn.  Gotta keep all those 16 year old clockers locked up for life for selling a gram of crack to the mayors kid on graduation night.
    My personal humble opinion is that I don't care who you are, if you sell crack (and a few other drugs) you belong in prison, no matter your age.
    But the laws that put so many people behind bars for pot are the laws I think need changing. Medical use (I am a believer) should be made legal nationwide as soon as possible.
    Recreational use will follow suit. B&M, regulated and taxed, it will happen. And with that is a golden opportunity to follow the product all the way back to the source. If it ain't grown here you can't sell it here.
    I do, in fact, agree with you that if you're selling crack, or even worse meth, jail time is deserved.  Just not the insanely long sentences that some of those kids got.  
    Some of them only had this choice; "sell this for us, or your family dies."  

    I personally knew the family of a 16 year old from the Bronx.  That was the choice he was given. He went to Riker's Island after being tried as an "adult".  Lasted 3 weeks.  27 "shank" wounds later, he was dead.  

    Guess it just hit a little close to home, y'know?
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I wonder if Trump will insist on high tariffs for the drugs being smuggled in from China....
  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Isn't it going to be hard to get the males to stand still to get the condoms on?
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