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  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snRvmi8kelQ
    Bruce knows how to negotiate! 
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  • GaryThompsonGaryThompson Posts: 952 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2019
    "....What kind of idiot bets a man $1,000 where he parked 2 hours ago?"

    The vig just keeps growing...
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "....What kind of idiot bets a man $1,000 where he parked 2 hours ago?"

    The vig just keeps growing...
    My sentiments exactly, Gary

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,509 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "....What kind of idiot bets a man $1,000 where he parked 2 hours ago?"

    The vig just keeps growing...
    My sentiments exactly, Gary
    You should use that line when you remind him daily. Also  show him this thread. 
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That right there, that is genius.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Posts: 246 ✭✭✭✭
    We didn’t have a single wing in our super bowl spread. I wonder where they come up with those numbers. 
    Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
    super sick monday:
    the link makes it look like 172 million but links can't use a dot, it's 17.2 million...
    https://www.news4jax.com/news/172-million-people-expected-to-call-out-sick-after-the-super-bowl
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hawkeye said:
    We didn’t have a single wing in our super bowl spread. I wonder where they come up with those numbers. 
    don't know, but it is Fox news so it must be true  ;)
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hawkeye said:
    We didn’t have a single wing in our super bowl spread. I wonder where they come up with those numbers. 
    You give a guy a pocket calculator and a deadline, he gives you a headline.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Singer Aaron Lewis cuts show short, says he doesn't speak Spanish because he's American


    Had to happen sooner or later.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hawkeye said:
    We didn’t have a single wing in our super bowl spread. I wonder where they come up with those numbers. 
    The single wing is more common in the college game.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Singer Aaron Lewis cuts show short, says he doesn't speak Spanish because he's American


    Had to happen sooner or later.
    Good for him. It would be great if more of the PC crowd followed suit. 👎
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
    meanwhile, the obscenely rich:
    Part of Saks Fifth Avenue’s new plan to woo shoppers: $50,000 handbags. The luxury retailer unveiled at its Fifth Avenue flagship a remodeled ground floor, part of a $250 million renovation.
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ... $50,000 handbags. 
    Good grief!  Made from the p ubic mounds of 12 year old Chinese virgins, no doubt.
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Posts: 246 ✭✭✭✭
    I don't feel like you should have to classify "virgin" after stating they are 12 :sweat:

    There are a few brands that sell for that much, like Hermes.  It's nothing new really, just new that they actually got one in the store instead of only being available in the specialty store, which is the impressive thing to me.  If something is too easy to get, it won't be worth that much to the people with enough money to buy it.
    Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2019
    Hawkeye said:
    I don't feel like you should have to classify "virgin" after stating they are 12 
    No, you shouldn't.  But, I worked in ER for many years.  I'm scarred I guess.  Sorry for the graphically disturbing post.  My bad.
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hawkeye said:
    I don't feel like you should have to classify "virgin" after stating they are 12 
    No, you shouldn't.  But, I worked in ER for many years.  I'm scarred I guess.  Sorry for the graphically disturbing post.  My bad.
    I feel your pain.  In 30 years of police work, my youngest was a 2 year old infant!  Many nightmares after that.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Change the subject

    How bout this jogger attacked by a cougar who strangled the dang critter with his bare hands?

    https://www.coloradoan.com/story/news/2019/02/04/wild-cat-attacks-trail-runner-horsetooth-mountain-park-west-fort-collins-colorado/2773622002/

    What they call badass!
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    Change the subject

    How bout this jogger attacked by a cougar who strangled the dang critter with his bare hands?

    https://www.coloradoan.com/story/news/2019/02/04/wild-cat-attacks-trail-runner-horsetooth-mountain-park-west-fort-collins-colorado/2773622002/

    What they call badass!
    One comment I saw on another outlet's article was "had to fight, balls too big to run." I used to go play around horsetooth when my wife was in college near there. It's definitely lion country.
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New Jersey residents face possible 'rain tax'

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/new-jersey-residents-may-be-hit-with-rain-tax

    Had a buddy who lived in rural MD when they passed the same kind of law. Punish rural property owners who don't contribute half the garbage to the sewers, if any, that city dwellers do. Never mind all the green acres he had, he has a driveway and should be punished.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A company in Dubai will start taking pre-orders for coffee beans that are roasted using recycled heat from space capsule reentry.

    The company: https://roasters.space/technology-2/
    The article: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/01 ... -in-space/
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  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not a grammar **** or a forum ****. But shouldn't that be in "Coffee".

    But, having not read the article, yet. Is their an astronaut flying along side of the capsule?
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have my doubts that the results will qualify as good coffee, so I posted this in the you can't make this stuff up thread to help express my incredulity about this idea.
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  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Canadian woman writes own obituary, says she has ‘smoking hot body she always wanted’ after being cremated

    https://www.foxnews.com/world/canadian-woman-writes-her-obituary-says-she-has-smoking-hot-body-she-always-wanted-after-being-cremated

    Can't think of a thing to say.
  • BKDogBKDog Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."
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