you can't make this stuff up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snRvmi8kelQ
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"....What kind of idiot bets a man $1,000 where he parked 2 hours ago?"
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My sentiments exactly, GaryGaryThompson said:"....What kind of idiot bets a man $1,000 where he parked 2 hours ago?"
The vig just keeps growing...I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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You should use that line when you remind him daily. Also show him this thread.IndustMech said:
My sentiments exactly, GaryGaryThompson said:"....What kind of idiot bets a man $1,000 where he parked 2 hours ago?"
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That right there, that is genius.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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one billion, three hundred eighty million chicken wings:
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/americans-will-eat-billion-chicken-wings-super-bowl-2019
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We didn’t have a single wing in our super bowl spread. I wonder where they come up with those numbers.Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.0
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super sick monday:
the link makes it look like 172 million but links can't use a dot, it's 17.2 million...
https://www.news4jax.com/news/172-million-people-expected-to-call-out-sick-after-the-super-bowl
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don't know, but it is Fox news so it must be trueHawkeye said:We didn’t have a single wing in our super bowl spread. I wonder where they come up with those numbers.
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You give a guy a pocket calculator and a deadline, he gives you a headline.Hawkeye said:We didn’t have a single wing in our super bowl spread. I wonder where they come up with those numbers.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Singer Aaron Lewis cuts show short, says he doesn't speak Spanish because he's AmericanHad to happen sooner or later.1
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The single wing is more common in the college game.Hawkeye said:We didn’t have a single wing in our super bowl spread. I wonder where they come up with those numbers.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Good for him. It would be great if more of the PC crowd followed suit. 👎jd50ae said:Singer Aaron Lewis cuts show short, says he doesn't speak Spanish because he's AmericanHad to happen sooner or later.2 -
meanwhile, the obscenely rich:Part of Saks Fifth Avenue’s new plan to woo shoppers: $50,000 handbags. The luxury retailer unveiled at its Fifth Avenue flagship a remodeled ground floor, part of a $250 million renovation.0
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Good grief! Made from the p ubic mounds of 12 year old Chinese virgins, no doubt.silvermouse said:... $50,000 handbags.
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I don't feel like you should have to classify "virgin" after stating they are 12
There are a few brands that sell for that much, like Hermes. It's nothing new really, just new that they actually got one in the store instead of only being available in the specialty store, which is the impressive thing to me. If something is too easy to get, it won't be worth that much to the people with enough money to buy it.Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.0 -
CNN reporting democrats found 11 extra points for the LA Rams in Broward county.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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No, you shouldn't. But, I worked in ER for many years. I'm scarred I guess. Sorry for the graphically disturbing post. My bad.Hawkeye said:I don't feel like you should have to classify "virgin" after stating they are 12
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I feel your pain. In 30 years of police work, my youngest was a 2 year old infant! Many nightmares after that.Amos_Umwhat said:
No, you shouldn't. But, I worked in ER for many years. I'm scarred I guess. Sorry for the graphically disturbing post. My bad.Hawkeye said:I don't feel like you should have to classify "virgin" after stating they are 12
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Change the subject
How bout this jogger attacked by a cougar who strangled the dang critter with his bare hands?
https://www.coloradoan.com/story/news/2019/02/04/wild-cat-attacks-trail-runner-horsetooth-mountain-park-west-fort-collins-colorado/2773622002/
What they call badass!“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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One comment I saw on another outlet's article was "had to fight, balls too big to run." I used to go play around horsetooth when my wife was in college near there. It's definitely lion country.webmost said:Change the subject
How bout this jogger attacked by a cougar who strangled the dang critter with his bare hands?
https://www.coloradoan.com/story/news/2019/02/04/wild-cat-attacks-trail-runner-horsetooth-mountain-park-west-fort-collins-colorado/2773622002/
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New Jersey residents face possible 'rain tax'https://www.foxnews.com/politics/new-jersey-residents-may-be-hit-with-rain-tax
Had a buddy who lived in rural MD when they passed the same kind of law. Punish rural property owners who don't contribute half the garbage to the sewers, if any, that city dwellers do. Never mind all the green acres he had, he has a driveway and should be punished.-1 -
A company in Dubai will start taking pre-orders for coffee beans that are roasted using recycled heat from space capsule reentry.
The company: https://roasters.space/technology-2/
The article: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/01 ... -in-space/
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Not a grammar **** or a forum ****. But shouldn't that be in "Coffee".
But, having not read the article, yet. Is their an astronaut flying along side of the capsule?0 -
Canadian woman writes own obituary, says she has ‘smoking hot body she always wanted’ after being cremated1
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You did that on purpose, didn't you?jd50ae said:Not a grammar **** or a forum ****. But shouldn't that be in "Coffee".
But, having not read the article, yet. Is their there an astronaut flying along side of the capsule?
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"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."0
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