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Biden Decides To Grow A Mustache So He Can Smell Hair All The Time
Dain Bramage
This weekend's debate between Biden and Bernie will be held in the balcony of the Muppet Theater.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Joe wobbles into his Catholic Church, finds the confessional booth and sits down…doesn’t utter a word. The Priest coughs, hoping to get a response. But Joe just sits and says nothing. Finally the Priest raps his knuckles three times on the screen. Joe mumbles, “Don’t bother knocking, pal. There’s no paper over here either.”
https://youtu.be/xWh8IihEdiY
Gonna be a funny summer
https://youtu.be/IKsZk4QfKy8
1 "That's a big ****ing deal."
2 "If you want to protect yourself. Get yourself a double-barreled shotgun. If anything happens fire two blasts out on the porch."
3 "Here's my sister, wait no, this one's my wife. Remember the one I called my wife?..... THAT one's my sister."
Anyone willing to wager Creepy Joe gets the nomination but only with Hillary as Veep? That way they can epstein Joe and she becomes the guy in charge...
I’d think Joe would be pretty leery of that plan based on Vince’s outcome....
I mean, it’s kinda hard to shoot yourself in the back of the head... twice!
Option 2 is they declare the guy mentally unfit 6 months in.... same outcome, less clean up. And who'll doubt them???
same for the present prez but no one wants the veep to step in.
Given the virtual certainty of electing creeps, cretins, crooks, and sociopaths, it's amazing how us lowly subjects keep on searching for charismatic heroes among them. Must be some kind of instinctive human thirst for saviors.
The liberal says government sucks so let's have more.
The conservative says government sucks so let's keep it the way it is.
The libertarian says government sucks so let's keep it down to a dull roar.
There's money in the first two; none in the third.
Money talks.
^^^^^THAT!^^^^^ Yes!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Just saw that AOC is joining Biden's advisory committee. Oh boy! This should be fun!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Mental equals.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/05/15/joe-biden-pledges-not-to-pardon-trump-260147
Jaw-droppingest thing I've seen all week.
Wow, that coming from a member of the Osama administration? Jeez.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.