@peter4jc said:
I'm all in. As in, I am pooped. As in, I'm exhausted.
I have not heard that one.
I've heard it here and there, mainly from old codgers. Then I heard it a couple of days ago in a Laurel & Hardy short, Them Thar Hills. Probably a version of "I'm done in."
Burnin daylight.
Kick it into high gear.
Like an old truck, you have to push him to get him started.
Can't find em, grind em.
And an old one my grandfather used to say when I smashed a finger...
Smash a finger, just soak it in cider.
I'll let you think on that one for a bit. Sound it out. 😉
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I like the expression "can't find it, grind it" especially after I had to learn how to drive a 60' bucket truck with a dual axel shift knob over the Grapevine after the snow cleared learning how to shift on the fly. I pissed a lot of truckers off that day.
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Woke up on the wrong side of the bed... a phrase passed down from ancient Roman codgers when it was believed to be bad luck to get out of bed on the left side.
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@Bob_Luken said:
While I was a deckhand on the river, I had a First Mate who would often say (when things were going from bad to worse),... "Well fvck me runnin".
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I've heard it here and there, mainly from old codgers. Then I heard it a couple of days ago in a Laurel & Hardy short, Them Thar Hills. Probably a version of "I'm done in."
Vapor-locked
(Some mornings this may be my condition...) ...😜
Knackered
Cattywampus
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Criminy
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
floated like a lead balloon
I love you son.....but you are a slow leak.
Burnin daylight.
Kick it into high gear.
Like an old truck, you have to push him to get him started.
Can't find em, grind em.
And an old one my grandfather used to say when I smashed a finger...
Smash a finger, just soak it in cider.
I'll let you think on that one for a bit. Sound it out. 😉
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Or a **** in the punch bowl... 🙄
Ain't strong enough to knock a sick **** off a piss pot......I used it today and thought of this thread.
Edit; **** = w h o r e
So poor you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
I like the expression "can't find it, grind it" especially after I had to learn how to drive a 60' bucket truck with a dual axel shift knob over the Grapevine after the snow cleared learning how to shift on the fly. I pissed a lot of truckers off that day.
Manual transmissions are now a theft deterrent.
Yeah, if you can find a manual these days.
You are correct, it took a while to hunt mine down.
Read the new vettes aren’t even offering them anymore
All our new dumptrucks are coming with Allison automatics, cause they can't hire anyone who knows how to drive a 13 speed.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
....See right here.....OLd Man Quotes...
Like a rabbit with an eagle on its tail.
Had to special order my wife's Jeep because of that.....The dealer was confused when I told him Jeeps should only have two doors and three pedals.
Hold your water
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
I came up with one last night while I was lying awake in bed. But I can't think of it now.
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed... a phrase passed down from ancient Roman codgers when it was believed to be bad luck to get out of bed on the left side.
Wool-gathering
One of my favorite sayins
You’ll have that on dem big jobs
Land O goshen. As in OMG
$h!tstorm
As in she causes a $h!tstorm everywhere she goes.
I think I dated her.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
^^^ You dated both my ex wives?