Fück man, I had to look up codger, never mind gumption...
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
n.b.: apocape (uh-POCK-uh-pee) (n) eliding the final consonant; e.g "I was a listenin' to yer fiddlin' an' my feet set to buck dancin'".
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Lunting is a verb meaning to walk around while [smoking] a pipe. [Tobacco] was first brought to Europe by the Spanish in 1528 and the word ‘lunting’ is almost as old, first appearing somewhere around 1540 – 1550. Lunting is what pipe smokers do as a means of stress relief or to relax although it should be remembered that in large quantities tobacco can be [hallucinogenic] and the exercise will increase respiration rate, heart rate and may speed the absorption of any [hallucinogens].
Additional meanings for lunting are emitting smoke or steam from a pipe and lighting a fire, torch or tobacco pipe. The word itself comes from either the Dutch word lont meaning a slow match or fuse or the Middle Low German lonte meaning a wick.
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Well fiddlesticks. I though we were getting somewhere.
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Should've had a co-pilot yelling at me this morning... navigating through a parking lot, I cut the corner too sharp and rode up over a curb. What a dumbass move; scraped the crap outa my front right alloy and when the car came off the curb it landed on the 'frame' behind the wheel and pushed the fender up. So the fender and maybe what it mounts to is trashed.
Now the car I bought new in '15 and kept perfect is no longer perfect. Time to head to the bodyshop and I could see it easily be $2K to fix. I'm such a codger.
the side mirror on my car costs over $1200 because of the motor, sensors, camera and heater. The more they improve safety and convenience the more they cost to repair. If the main computer gets fried it is close to $10,000. I (kinda) miss my old '66 VW Squareback. You could fix nearly everything with a screwdriver, soldering iron, duct tape, wire and wrenches.
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the side mirror on my car costs over $1200 because of the motor, sensors, camera and heater. The more they improve safety and convenience the more they cost to repair. If the main computer gets fried it is close to $10,000. I (kinda) miss my old '66 VW Squareback. You could fix nearly everything with a screwdriver, soldering iron, duct tape, wire and wrenches.
Yup. My 1st car was a '65 VW Bug with a sunroof. Nearly indestructible, as long as you adjust the valves every 3,000 miles. The heater would run you out of there, as long as it was summer. Great car for off-road cruising in Texas.
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Edward has the gumption to make the most of any situation.
Fück man, I had to look up codger, never mind gumption...
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Any apocape
n.b.:
apocape (uh-POCK-uh-pee) (n) eliding the final consonant; e.g "I was a listenin' to yer fiddlin' an' my feet set to buck dancin'".
Dill hole
Definition of dill hole
dill hole
noun
****/jackass
Shut up, Dill Hole.
No need to get all persnickety.
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flubdub as in "stop flubdubbing around"
First Known Use of flubdub
1888, in the meaning defined above
codg·er /ˈkäjər/
noun INFORMAL•DEROGATORY
an elderly man, especially one who is old-fashioned or eccentric.
"old codgers always harp on about yesteryear"
Dagnabbit.
Dagnabbit I told you not to put your finger in there!
Y’all, You’uns, Yinz, Youse
Finally a “party” in can believe in!

Lunting
Lunting is a verb meaning to walk around while [smoking] a pipe. [Tobacco] was first brought to Europe by the Spanish in 1528 and the word ‘lunting’ is almost as old, first appearing somewhere around 1540 – 1550. Lunting is what pipe smokers do as a means of stress relief or to relax although it should be remembered that in large quantities tobacco can be [hallucinogenic] and the exercise will increase respiration rate, heart rate and may speed the absorption of any [hallucinogens].
Additional meanings for lunting are emitting smoke or steam from a pipe and lighting a fire, torch or tobacco pipe. The word itself comes from either the Dutch word lont meaning a slow match or fuse or the Middle Low German lonte meaning a wick.
What?! You're mumbling....
Well fiddlesticks. I though we were getting somewhere.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
All you young whippersnappers.
You're not a codger until you've started a conversation with "back in my day......"
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Them: "40 years ago..."
Me: "You mean 1960?"
Them: "No. 1980...."
Me: "Nooooo......wait. Dammit!"
Turbo Encabulator
Right!!
far out
Had a hot lay.
copesthetic
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Peter
He got kicked right in the Peter.....
Thread win!!
Don't touch the thermostat.
Turn the damn light off when you leave the room.
Close the door! I'm not payin' to heat/cool the outside.
And....naturally:
GET OFF MY LAWN!
and 'close the door, do you think you live in a barn?'
squaresville
"Watch where the fvck you're driving!"
Should've had a co-pilot yelling at me this morning... navigating through a parking lot, I cut the corner too sharp and rode up over a curb. What a dumbass move; scraped the crap outa my front right alloy and when the car came off the curb it landed on the 'frame' behind the wheel and pushed the fender up. So the fender and maybe what it mounts to is trashed.
Now the car I bought new in '15 and kept perfect is no longer perfect. Time to head to the bodyshop and I could see it easily be $2K to fix. I'm such a codger.
ouch.
Glad you're okay, Peter.
Just a car.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
the side mirror on my car costs over $1200 because of the motor, sensors, camera and heater. The more they improve safety and convenience the more they cost to repair. If the main computer gets fried it is close to $10,000. I (kinda) miss my old '66 VW Squareback. You could fix nearly everything with a screwdriver, soldering iron, duct tape, wire and wrenches.
Yup. My 1st car was a '65 VW Bug with a sunroof. Nearly indestructible, as long as you adjust the valves every 3,000 miles. The heater would run you out of there, as long as it was summer. Great car for off-road cruising in Texas.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain