You bet your sweet bippy I'm a hippy hippy hippy and I dig doin simply nothin but rollin in the grass bare, takin trips in the air, pickin lint from my belly button.
Hip, hip, hip I’m a hippy. You bet your sweet bippy I’m a hippy yeah.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
This once common phrase has been replace in the new lexicon by the offensive and inappropriate phrase "no problem". e.g. ; the cashier bags your groceries, their job, and you politely say "thank you", to which the reply comes "no problem"... at which point I want to ask "No shiit? It's 'no problem' to do your job? As if I'd imposed on you somehow? And you're magnanimously forgiving me for it?"
Grr, mumble mumble...freakin' little morons...
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Obviously someone disagrees, thank you for so eloquently proving my point.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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Carbon paper...
Mimeograph
Bloomers
That would go under words our kids have never heard of.
You bet your sweet bippy!
You bet your sweet bippy I'm a hippy hippy hippy and I dig doin simply nothin but rollin in the grass bare, takin trips in the air, pickin lint from my belly button.
Hip, hip, hip I’m a hippy. You bet your sweet bippy I’m a hippy yeah.
Naugahyde
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
preambulate
^never met the word preambulate, thanks!
I’ve heard of perambulate before but not preambulate. Turns out they’re both correct but different…
When I was a kid, a baby carriage was called a perambulator…. 👴🏻
aka pram.
Oleo
Work ethic.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Just a little shaver
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Rapscallion
A trick with a hole in it
knee high to a grasshopper
You're welcome.
This once common phrase has been replace in the new lexicon by the offensive and inappropriate phrase "no problem". e.g. ; the cashier bags your groceries, their job, and you politely say "thank you", to which the reply comes "no problem"... at which point I want to ask "No shiit? It's 'no problem' to do your job? As if I'd imposed on you somehow? And you're magnanimously forgiving me for it?"
Grr, mumble mumble...freakin' little morons...
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Obviously someone disagrees, thank you for so eloquently proving my point.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
No problem.
Do hickey
Poor as a church mouse.
Sowing wild oats.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Full of pi$$ and vinegar.
Golly gee
Gee wilikers
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Souse
Dragged from pillar to post.
Don't get yer tidt caught in the wringer
ticking clock
You're going to own two acres if you keep that up. @Guitarded