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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis8 -
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis3 -
Biden Decides To Grow A Mustache So He Can Smell Hair All The Time
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis3 -
Dain Bramage
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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This weekend's debate between Biden and Bernie will be held in the balcony of the Muppet Theater.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...7 -
Joe wobbles into his Catholic Church, finds the confessional booth and sits down…doesn’t utter a word. The Priest coughs, hoping to get a response. But Joe just sits and says nothing. Finally the Priest raps his knuckles three times on the screen. Joe mumbles, “Don’t bother knocking, pal. There’s no paper over here either.”
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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On Wednesday, Democratic Socialist and petulant scold Bernie Sanders announced that he was suspending his presidential campaign owing to the fact that, within the last few weeks, his entire agenda for America had been successfully realized.
"The government is emptying the prisons, spending trillions in make-believe money, and locking up churches while making sure Planned Parenthood stays open," explained Sanders. "I keep pinching myself just to be sure this isn't just some kind of wonderful dream!"
In a nod to his roots, millionaire Sanders plans to bring a number of young Jewish people to one of his three homes and turn it into a kibbitz, "Which is like a kibbutz, only I just watch everyone else work and tell them what they're doing wrong."
Presumed Democratic presidential nominee, Joe Biden, could not be reached for comment because he's farting in a bathtub and giggling about the bubbles.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Gonna be a funny summer
https://youtu.be/IKsZk4QfKy8“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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1 "That's a big ****ing deal."
2 "If you want to protect yourself. Get yourself a double-barreled shotgun. If anything happens fire two blasts out on the porch."
3 "Here's my sister, wait no, this one's my wife. Remember the one I called my wife?..... THAT one's my sister."
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Anyone willing to wager Creepy Joe gets the nomination but only with Hillary as Veep? That way they can epstein Joe and she becomes the guy in charge...
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...3 -
@Trykflyr_1 said:
Anyone willing to wager Creepy Joe gets the nomination but only with Hillary as Veep? That way they can epstein Joe and she becomes the guy in charge...I’d think Joe would be pretty leery of that plan based on Vince’s outcome....
I mean, it’s kinda hard to shoot yourself in the back of the head... twice!
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Option 2 is they declare the guy mentally unfit 6 months in.... same outcome, less clean up. And who'll doubt them???
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...2 -
same for the present prez but no one wants the veep to step in.
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Given the virtual certainty of electing creeps, cretins, crooks, and sociopaths, it's amazing how us lowly subjects keep on searching for charismatic heroes among them. Must be some kind of instinctive human thirst for saviors.
The liberal says government sucks so let's have more.
The conservative says government sucks so let's keep it the way it is.
The libertarian says government sucks so let's keep it down to a dull roar.There's money in the first two; none in the third.
Money talks.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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^^^^^THAT!^^^^^ Yes!
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Just saw that AOC is joining Biden's advisory committee. Oh boy! This should be fun!
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain4 -
Mental equals.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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https://www.politico.com/news/2020/05/15/joe-biden-pledges-not-to-pardon-trump-260147
Jaw-droppingest thing I've seen all week.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Wow, that coming from a member of the Osama administration? Jeez.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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https://youtu.be/xWh8IihEdiY
