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  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Lickity Split. Not what it sounds like 😂

  • YankeeMan
    YankeeMan Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rhamlin said:
    Lickity Split. Not what it sounds like 😂

    One is more fun than the other!

  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Off the collar.

    Or some may know this one well.
    High on the forehead, off the collar and not touching the ears.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,822 ✭✭✭✭✭

    High and tight.

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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,673 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Vittles

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • peter4jc
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    vict·ual

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • YankeeMan
    YankeeMan Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Spitting image.

  • silvermouse
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    does that come from seeing your reflection in spit shined shoes?

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,822 ✭✭✭✭✭

    As mad as the snake that married the garden hose.

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  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Handier than pockets on a shirt

  • Amos_Umwhat
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    wouldn't hit a lick at a snake

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • Itsfine
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    We have a lot of boars where I work....

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Trykflyr_1
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    That dog won’t hunt.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • Yakster
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    Make hay while the sun shines.

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  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,724 ✭✭✭✭✭

    floppy disk

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    Make hay while the sun shines.

    Never heard that one.

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,141 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Busier than a one armed (wall)paper hanger

  • YankeeMan
    YankeeMan Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Busier that a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.

  • IndustMech
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    Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives
    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    Useless as a screen door on a submarine.
    
                        
    
                        
    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
    

                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    fortnight.   As in 2 weeks time.
    
                        
    
                        
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    Score, as in 20 years
    


    Fathom as in 6 feet
    


    Mark twain, as in 2 fathoms, the safe river clearance for a river boat
    


    Firkin, half a kilderkin
    
                        
    
                        
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    @Yakster said:
    
  Score, as in 20 years
    
  
  
    Fathom as in 6 feet
    
  
  
    Mark twain, as in 2 fathoms, the safe river clearance for a river boat
    
  
  
    Firkin, half a kilderkin
    

    


    I defy you to find the codger who measures his beer in kilderkins. Not a thing.
    
Might as well measure rye by the stagger.
    
                        
    
                        
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
    

                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    Cold as a witches t!t in a brass bra.
    


    And along the lines of cold....
    
So cold, you grab a hair and pi$$ down your leg.
    
                        
    
                        
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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