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  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Lickity Split. Not what it sounds like ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • YankeeMan
    YankeeMan Posts: 2,651 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    @Rhamlin said:
    Lickity Split. Not what it sounds like ๐Ÿ˜‚

    One is more fun than the other!

  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Off the collar.

    Or some may know this one well.
    High on the forehead, off the collar and not touching the ears.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaffย said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 33,940 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    High and tight.

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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 15,661 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Vittles

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 19,061 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    victยทual

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!" ย  Nick Bardis
  • YankeeMan
    YankeeMan Posts: 2,651 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Spitting image.

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 25,580 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    does that come from seeing your reflection in spit shined shoes?

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 33,940 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    As mad as the snake that married the garden hose.

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  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Handier than pockets on a shirt

  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 10,501 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    wouldn't hit a lick at a snake

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. ย If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- ย Mark Twain
  • Itsfine
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    We have a lot of boars where I work....

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wรฉiners. And tons of small ones.ย 
  • Trykflyr_1
    Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    That dog wonโ€™t hunt.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 33,940 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Make hay while the sun shines.

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  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 25,580 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    floppy disk

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    @Yakster said:
    Make hay while the sun shines.

    Never heard that one.

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Busier than a one armed (wall)paper hanger

  • YankeeMan
    YankeeMan Posts: 2,651 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Busier that a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.

  • IndustMech
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    Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.ย  /ย  Let's eat GrandMa.ย  --ย  Punctuation saves lives
    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    Useless as a screen door on a submarine.
    
                        
    
                        
    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
    

                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    fortnight.   As in 2 weeks time.
    
                        
    
                        
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    Score, as in 20 years
    


    Fathom as in 6 feet
    


    Mark twain, as in 2 fathoms, the safe river clearance for a river boat
    


    Firkin, half a kilderkin
    
                        
    
                        
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    @Yakster said:
    
  Score, as in 20 years
    
  
  
    Fathom as in 6 feet
    
  
  
    Mark twain, as in 2 fathoms, the safe river clearance for a river boat
    
  
  
    Firkin, half a kilderkin
    

    


    I defy you to find the codger who measures his beer in kilderkins. Not a thing.
    
Might as well measure rye by the stagger.
    
                        
    
                        
    โ€œIt has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.โ€ โ€”Thomas Jefferson (1808)
    

                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    Cold as a witches t!t in a brass bra.
    


    And along the lines of cold....
    
So cold, you grab a hair and pi$$ down your leg.
    
                        
    
                        
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaffย said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wรฉiners. And tons of small ones.ย 
                      
                        
    
                
    
            
    
        
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